Top 10 Jokes about Tamil actor Vijay
If any vijay fans are reading this, i feel sorry for them. Please don't take it seriously. Just read and enjoy !!!
1. I am still living in this world ( Eighth wonder of the world ) even after seeing your 48 films.
2. Blue cross has put enquiry on you because lot of 'Kuruvi' has attempted suicide for misusing their name. Please don't torture the animals.Fortunately they are not
seeing your movies. ( Anna....Vitrukanganna....Kuruvi....Pavamna...Vayila poochi )
3. LG is going to introduce a flat screen TV named 'Ghilli 1999' very soon for Rs.1999/- only. ( Cheapest flat screen TV in the world ).The speciality of this tv is whenever
your face is shown on any tv, it will automatically change the channel itself. LG claims that their software is so intelligent that it can detect even if you dress like a woman.
4. Difference between Kamalhassan & U: He acts in 10 diff role in one film(original).But you are acting in same role in 10 different dubbed films.
5. We heard that everytime you finish shooting of your film, you go to church and ask god to forgive you for that film. Is this true?
6. Indian medical association has made a statement recently that "We can save people who had eaten poison.But we can't save a person if he gets a heart attack after
seeing vijay's film.We feel very sorry for that. Anyway we have formed a team of 10 specialist doctors for studying this and finding a medicine".
7. Vijay Tv has given the "Best comedian for the period 2000 to 2009" award to you.
8. We heard that you are planning to remake the 'National Anthem' of our country. Please vijay, don't remake atleast this.
9. BCCI has requested you to give a seminar on the topic 'How to go to a final match after reaching semi finals?' for our Indian cricket team as you have done
that trick in the film 'Ghilli'.
10. 'India Today' magazine has conducted a survey recently and asked 'What is the easiest way to die'? to 1000 people on. Here are the results:
" Smoke daily - You will die 10 years early
Drink Daily - You will die 30 years early
Love a girl Truly - You will die daily
But see Vijay poster .... You will die immediately "
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