If elephants could fly.....

I have once asked the same question in humour section of Boddunan and got some witty answers. Now many new members have joined the site and let me see how their response would be. A break to serious thoughts and discussions...........

Fly using your imagination wings and ponder some nice ideas and impressive wits to answer this humour thread. Please post 'minimum three' 'innovative' and fresh ideas and as soon as answers reach 5, I shall choose the best one which impresses me most. It's only a game for entertaining purposes, and please come forward with some witty ideas. Let me see who is the most creative and humourous person of Boddunan right now:)

Category: General Reference 3 years ago
Sandhya Rani
Asked 3 years ago

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1, If elephants could fly, I would own one as a pet. To save me from the flight tickets and last moment booking. I could go on a royal ride at my wish.

2. You could have your stalls on an elephant's back as rest stops for air travelers on elephant ride. Have snacks and refuel yourself and your eelphant for journey ahead. Good business ideas for flying dhabas and rest spots in air on an elephant back. And the lucrative navigator job to avoid crash and traffic congestion in air.

3. Not to forget the innovative eco friendly restrooms in the air for your elephants as you do not want cars in traffic to crash due to their droppings.

Arunima Singh
Answered 3 years ago
Arunima Singh

Thank God, Elephants dont jump! forget about flying! 

1. I would not have to call municipal coorporation for water shortage since my Ele (as i will call my elephant) would fill fresh water for me- no need of depending upon ground water since they have huge sense of smell! 

2. I will use ele to shit on people who I dislike....a sort of natural revenge! 

3. Better take ele and stay in an island away from all the hustle and bustle! 

Swetha Shenoy
Answered 3 years ago
Swetha Shenoy

Till now I waited for a 5th person to answer it. But it didn't happen. So, I would like to choose the best answer. No doubt, Arunima's answer impressed me most. In fact, she quoted many of my 'elephant desires' too. I also got impressed by Swetha's answer. Yet I would like to accept Arunima's answer.

 

If elephants could fly, as Arunima told I thought to open a cool bar beneath the clouds at a few metro 'elephant stations' and junctions to refresh yourself. After all it's not an easy task to use elephant buses beneath red hot sun. I now have decided to franchise and handle it to Arunima :). I would have also started many refreshing stations, luxurious hotels to stay etc etc.

Secondly, I would have started an umbrella factory and company with 'elephant trademark' and get a patent for 'Elephant Mark Umbrella' or 'Aana Mark Kuda' in my language. After all you need to save your heads every time when elephants fly over your head.

I also thought to write a script and become a director to release one film with a flying elephant playing the leading character. I prefer love stories with some amazing romantic songs......

Sandhya Rani
Answered 3 years ago
Sandhya Rani

There will be serious traffic problem in sky

Sreematrana
Answered 2 years ago
Sreematrana

If Elephants could fly, I need to carry a giant Umbrella wherever, I go go, in case, they crap on me. I need someone to carry the giant Umbrella too.. Elephant droppings may cause severe head injuries on the people. There will be   no space for the birds in the Sky.

rambabu
Answered 3 years ago
rambabu

1. If elephants could fly i would ditch my car and travel by air daily 

2. If elephants could fly there will be a lot heavy matter in the air

3. If elephants could fly ant will have to fly too, else all the ant and elephant riddles will go for a toss

Divya
Answered 3 years ago
Divya

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