For every one who has been witnessing the "World War - III" (NO! Not MTV Splitsvilla, fuck it!) - on my facebook account between the two sexes, here's more on to it. Re-igniting the fire!

PS: The first part of the World War - III. Read it here - http://bit.ly/menwomenwarI
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Some dating tips which have been given to guys since the time when Adam dated Eve (As he had any option!?) And now, I think certain things in here, need to be changed, re-edited, modified, deleted, altered, and whatever! Starting it off, straight-away!

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1. Guys pay for the girls.

Why? Why do guys have to pay? If you broads want to be seen as "strong, independent women" I think you greedy little beings need to chip in every now and then and stop being freeloaders, at times. Right? At least, my girl pays for me. And I do it for her! Why so partial?

2. Take her to a nice restaurant.
And listen to her bitch about her weight and how much she resembles some-oh-my-God-actress, after she's done working on her heart attack.

3. Open the car door for her. (If you've a car!)
She has hands just like I do. Again, she wants to be so fucking independent she can open her own damn door. I am her date, not her limo driver.

4. Listen to her.
Sure. It's always about her, isn't it? Here's a tip for guys: Just nod your head and say "uh-huh" every now and then, they'll actually think you're paying attention. It works everytime, trust me.

5. Be punctual.
Why? It doesn't matter how early I am, she keeps finding every little thing wrong with the way she looks. Face it, women: you're never going to be happy with how you look. Just throw something on and hurry the fuck up.

6. Take an interest in what interests her.
Like I said before--Just nod your head, smile, and say "uh huh" and "I understand" or "I see" every now and then and you're gold.

7. Bring her flowers.
Just more money I have to shell out on something that will die about as fast as our relationship.

8. Girls love to dance so learn how.
Well, I like to be with her, so how about you enjoy being with your partner? Women try judging how a man is in bed by how he dances. It doesn't matter. If the guy's a good dancer and loves dance more than you... he's gay. Probably! Dancing makes me envy cripples.

9. Compliment the way she looks.
Because, we all know a woman's self-esteem is only as high as others make it. Women are in constant need of attention and reassurance. Rather pathetic if you ask me.

10. Stay Positive. Even if things don't go well it's not the end of the world.
Yeah, there's always hookers.

Honestly, I don't know why people still try. As the old saying goes, "Trying is the first step to failure."

Let it happen, whatever is happening. Bull shit!

The bottom line is - I mean there are NO fixed rules for going on a date with your lover/partner. All these rules are bullshit. And whatever I said, like always, was right! You shouldn't care, et al, about going on a date. Be normal. Be however you are. Discuss whatever you want to. Pay, if you want to. Go on a two wheeler, for avoiding being a driver. Use a tape recorder to say, "YES! YOU ARE RIGHT!" - And enjoy. Sexy, enough? If it ain't, I really don't care.
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Still too in love with myself to date others. Except myself, and her! (Don't you know she's a part of me, already? *wink*)


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