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Five unusual stuffs usually done after drinking !!
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1) Found sleeping on toilet seat of either home or public toilet.
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2) Found dancing and talking with invisible personalities.
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3) Turned as the biggest SAINT in the world who is always right.
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4) Crying out for a dead cockroach and laughing out on a funeral just in mirage that the dead person is his/her wife/husband
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5) Last but not least, person doing all or any of the stuff, found in Asylum for rest of his life
Things you should do to become a daily soap actress
1)Apply oodles of glycerine on your face on DAILY basis
2)Stop going to the gym,you dont need to be ultra sexy to be a tv actress.
3)Experiment with colors...for example,with a blue colored saaree,use chrome yellow eye shadow and silver lipstick...n likewise...
4)Try to say same lines/words twice-thrice-....or n-number of times
5)Stand in front of a mirror and make weird faces and talk to yourself.
5 things himesh rashammiya will do 5 years from now...
1.selling caps in da market
2.as a RJ...
3.SELLING FISHES [OHHHHHH HUSSURRR LELO LELO TAZE TAZE FISHES]
4.or sitting vella at home shouting mereko chaiyee ke tere ghar mein roti kapda ho
5.become a wig maker...
five things not to do while driving
1.Reading for the exam.
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2.changing clothes if you are late to office.
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3.putting makeup (girls) and Shaving ( boys)
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4.using orkut while driving.
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5.Prepare a video for Mishmash..
5 things u should do in an examination hall
* be their before time (else exam se pehle desk main formulas likh nahi paoge )
* wear trouser or shirts wid hidden pockets ( nahi toh chit rakhne main dikkat koga )
* pehle se hi apne baaju waale ke saath settin kar lo
* frequently go to the toilet ( waha pe chits...books kuch na kuch zaroor milenge )
* never follow the first 4 rulezzz ( else u'll get rustigated frm ur skul or coll )
Five things which every man say to girl while doing Sex
1)Seriously,You are so beautiful from deep.
2)Please try to breath through your nose.
3)Terko majaa brabar aa rah hai naa.
4)WTH is this Cross here.
5)Please do it little bit fast.. pleaseeeeeeeeee
Five things not to say to Fantastic Five's host
1)You always gives five points...why not four...six..Sadde teen..Poone char
2)kya aap fifth class fail hai
3)If Ayushmann is fantastic VJ then what abt Rhea.?..Is she fantasy?
4)Hey,Whats your sixth point or you forget to say it?
5)Who is permanent VJ of this show?
Five things which is impossible for MTV people
1)MTV appoint Devarshi as host of Roadie.
2)Bumpy is on Dieting
3)Raghu can't used Comb/Shampoo/Mehandi/Sarso ka tel even if he wish.
4)MTV Webmaster reveals his precious identity.
5)MTV is going to make a new show GAYVILLA
5 things a mom doesn't wants to listen:
1. Mom i am gay.....but therez a girl i like called Kutribai.
2. Mom i saw daddy's Judwaa today.
3. Why did papa on the phone said to me ''darling mujhe e-mail kiya karo, meri biwi mera mobile trace karti hai''
4. Mom how much do you love me? Do you love me enough that you wouldn't beat me if i say that i just burned your saree while ironing it.
5. Mom maine bhaag kar shadi kar li hai
Five weird but possible way to die !!
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1) Accidentally fallen and drowned into a big hump of liquid cement and not to be seen by anyone :|
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2) SAW style. Ripping of the body parts both public and private ones
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3) Freezing yourself in a big ice cube just for the sake of Guinness book of records but forgot to call any of the officials for that :|
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4) Indian style. Walking on street, suddenly a big pot hits you from the top. Later on found that, a woman threw her dustbin from the top. :|
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5) Last but not least. Death because of laughing or tickling. Haste haste mar jaaye saste
5 thngs normally asked/told by the seniors durin ragging period ... wid answers
* laugh as a sine curve ( mereko trigonometry nahi aata )
* propose tat gal ( aap bolo toh main saari ladkiyo ko propose kar du... )
* look at the third button of ur shirt ( sir tie hai ... 3rd button dikh nahi raha hai )
* kisi bhi ladki ke saath nahi ghumega tu ( sir, m not a gay like u )
5 celebrities who will never get married
1. Salman Khan (some technical problem)
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2.Tabu (age Problem)
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3.Nauman Seth(Though he is not celebrity) because he is No-Man
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4.Darwin(our community celebrity)
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5.KRK ( his dream is that till he dont reach to the heights of Big B he wont marry)
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