Five things you should not say in Chatrooms

ASL please?
Cam to cam?
You are so 'kewl'!Frandship?
Any hot girl for a cool dude here?
Any beautiful girl for a private chat?

Last 5 Things to do on a Weekend.

1) Yeh hai Jung Little Champs, Yeh hai Jung Little Champs, Enough of the singing talent hunts. Nowadays, every channel must to have a singing talent and hunt show for + and - 18. Totally, not cool.

2) Watch Blue. Surely will give you the blues, if in case you didn't experience any.

3) Get a DVD of Deshdrohi. If u think you didn't get enough f KRK " The Mega Superstar ".

4) Looking at a girl's Album pics whom u've added randomly on FB or by mistake ends up being tagged with your friend.

5) Last but not the least MTV Chat room. Who doesn't like some fraanshippin?  Seriously people. Get a life. :|

5 things not do do in a funeral

5 don't shout "I can see dead people around". it will freak everyone out and scare them

4 Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tattooing on.

3 When no one is looking, slip plastic vampire teeth it the mouth of dead body and shout april fooooooooooool

2 walking around saying everyone "the one who died didn't like u" .

1 if widow is hot don't go and say her" ur dead husband wanted me to marry u after his death"

5 ways to be a loser of the community :

1] Brag about winning in Lets play Roadies & Lets play Splitsvilla threads.

2] Make 3 fake profiles that act as your back-up once you get banned from either one.

3] Starting an anti-Mod thread and mis-spelling the mod's name.

4] TyPinG lYk tHIs, or in any other way which might seem retarded.

5] Trying to pwn the mods.

5 things NOT to say in a funeral :

1] "What are you gonna do with the stereo???"

2] "When do you think Jane'll be ready to date again???"

3] "I am Death. ...... Just kidding."

4] "Is this a bad time to ask for the 3.50 $ you owed me???"

5] "Gina was a lovely woman; an all-rounder; a workaholic in her profession, a caring mother for her kids, strong in her mind and a prostitute in bed."

5 things you won't find correct on Google/ 5 things you won't find by Googling.

-> MTV VJ's salary.Sab bakwaas likha hua hai waha! Kuch nahi milta inko. Yeh Diwali mein chanda diya tha 2rs. ka.
-> What is the exact time right now? Google takes atleast 0.20-0.30 secs to search ..so you can never see the exact time,you searched.

-> Who is Rohit Verma dating?

Um...par yeh jaanna kisko hai? :|

-> What is the formula to become a MTV Hero Honda Roadie?

-> What do you mean by Webbism?

things not to joke out with a policeman

1 I dare u to arrest me

2 Can u hold this fine receipt i need to finish my bear before i drive

3 Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at railway station staff?

4 I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer

5 Its not my fault i was on high speed because my gun got stuck between brakes

5 things not to say to abhinav

1 how do u manage so much lame time

2 punterbaaz sucks

3 u suck

4 abhi 9 baje hnai kya

5 jelo said u r her best brother ever

Five things you should not say to your girlfriend

Moti ho gayi ho!
You talk too much.
I miss my Ex
You are so slow!
Your sister is so pretty.

5 ways you can get more acquainted with a mod :

1] Stay 3 levels ahead of him/her in Farmville. And advice him/her what keeps you ahead.

2] Keep reporting lame threads and abusive spamming members to them.

3] Keep appreciating mods and saying I Miss You in their scrapbooks. [Ahem Darwin might remember a certain someone]

4] Try writing silly gay poems in attempts to flirt with them. [CoughabhinavCough]

5] Guiding other member's to the community path of righteousness [Can get you a post as a mod too ]

5 things i ask u not to ask ur pregnant wife

1 After done with child don't say
your stomach still looks like there's another one in there

2 Do you think baby will come before monday night t20 match

3 This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from ekta kapoors show
4 When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a bog goat
5 I am so nervous

five usual answer after proposong girl

1. i always see u as a very good FRIENd [its al crap...NATAK]

2.i dnt believe in dis talks..concentrate ni ur studies..[though she is getting pass by chitting nly]

3.Really still idnt kne ur nature....[need a differnt posed photos kya??]

4.hu..u took dis time to tell dis even....[oMG]

5. laughing widout talking..[like one resembles like joker]


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