Five reason to say FML !!

1) When MTV stripped team is at your place and wanna feature you on their show.
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2) When your blind date turned out to be your Ex-girlfriend
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3) When you are on shopping and you had no money and the shopkeeper don't accept credit or debit cards and your check bounced as well
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4) When you wake up and your wife wishes you GOOD MORNING RAVI even when your name is ABHINAV 
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5) When you are made to work late night in the office to save your job and suddenly your Super hot girl-friend calls you and say "Come at my place right now otherwise its over"

Five reasons to say that "Asylum is not far"

1) When you keep on shouting same lines again and again, and even arguing that its your first time
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2) When you saw a Hot and Sexy girl and you shouts. STOP TOUCHING ME
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3) When you start talking out like in a Group Discussion or meeting, even though you are the only present in that room.
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4) When you started chasing dogs on the roads, shouting JAADOO JAADOO
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5) When you say to your boss that, his wife looks astonishing in nights.

Five new Novels Chetan Bhagat should Try

1. Wake Up sid  Inspired from the movie where a guy who has no idea about his future suddenly finds on after having sex with his live-in-partner

2. My orkut life  A guy Fcuks his life on orkut and the communities  finally ends up in deleting his profile  With some Sequences like A hot girl profile being handled by a guy and her sexy DPs

3. 30 sec of Fame  A guy leaves everything to get into a reality show  Describe his whole journey. This novel would have so many hot girls

4. Five points someone part 2  . As everybody knows that this was a S'hit (superhit ) so even if he announces a sequel of it 5000 copies will already be booked in advance

5. Harry potter in IIT  . This one needs so discription even that stupid Harry potter's magic cannot help him out increasing his GPA and finding a hot girl in Campus

five people who should host Fantastic Five from this community

1. Venus  : for him a length of the show will be increased

2. Sanjana. She will not do a show without Venus and the length of show would be doubled

3. Webbie . pata chal jaega ki akhir kaun hai

4. Mohit kochar . He is already famous between Gays of this community

5. Nitin and Sehran . Coz they are a god pair magar fir show will get a parental advisory cirtificate

__________ 5 astonishing facts that youngistaan should know___________

1) Did you know that banglore was the first city in india infact in Asia to get electricity in the year 1906

2) Do you even know that What is the motto of NCC – its “unity and disciple”

3) Robert Williams – singer earned 30000 pounds which is approximately 27 lacs a day in 2005

4) Just tell me one thing possibly how much did you spend on your birthday? Do you even believe that Dutch princess Beartice spent as much as $725000 on her birthday party...gosh that would surely be heck of a party !!!

5) Boris yetssin – people’s deputy candidate for Moscow ( later president of Russia) received 5118745 votes out of 5722937 in 1989... dats is so not believable

____________the fantastic 5 first’s_______________

1) These question is for all you readers of shrelock holmes. Do you know his first book? Answer : a study in scarlet

2) First sex-change operation in world
Answer: George (Christine) lorgenson in 1952

3) Name India’s first public private initiative which is a $100 m. Toll bridge
Answer: delhi – noida toll bridge

4) First hard disk
Answer: !BM’s 305 RAMAC having an capacity of about 5 MB in 1956

5) First Indian Olympic team medal
Answer: gold medal for hockey in 1928 at Amsterdam beating the Netherlands

___________ first 5 women rulers___________

Serial no. Name State Year post
1) Subhaataryan yanjamaa Magnolia 1953-54 Acting president

2) Girimavo bandaranaika Sri lanka 1960-65, prime minister
1970-77,
1994-2000

3) Indira Gandhi India 1966-77, prime minister
1980-84

4) Hilda gibbs bynoe Grenada 1967-72 Governor

5) Solda meir israel Israel 1969-74 Prime minister

________ 5 causes that yongistaan should work for_________

1) This cause is world wide known but never acted upon so here by i rest all you youngistaan to stop speaking and start acting on GLOBAL WARMING. I mean seriously can we even do our bit to save our world.

2) SAVE THE GIRL CHILD – all over the world the social workers the believers and constanstly bunch of people supporting this cause is trying to explain you this simple thing that having a girl child is not a sin its a blessing. All youngistaani would have to speard this message. Don’t sit on your chairs and look at the things but instead go out and explain people.

3) CLEANINESS – this cause is also worth while to understand. In the city of ahemdabad every Sunday there is this project “..........................” in which people come together at one place in the morning and clean the city together. Do this in your own colony street building anything but just follow it heartily

4) EACH ONE TEACH ONE- this cause is also one of the best thing that youngistaan can look forward to. Even if one of you take charge of any one person to teach then trust me our india would reach to heights you have not even think.

5) STOP ANIMAL CRULITY – have a life people why you want to shower your utter nonsense cruitly on poor animals who cant even speak. Stop it. Thats enough now.

Top 5 bolloywood disasters of 2009

1. Blue A disaster for a viewers and even a bigger disaster for a Director/producer Even a bigger disaster when its sequel qas announced
2. Whats your Rashee Dont say a word about this movie i saw it thrice where everyone else quitted before interval only BTW do you know this movie had three intervals
3. 8 X 10 Tasweer The best thing about the movie was Akki and the worst thing was that he had double role
4. Kambhkat ishq : Actualy the movie would be a superhit if they would have sold disprine with tickets
5. Love aaj kal parso wtc etc . The most amazing movie one can see after the movie is over you will be free to imagine your wife romancing with your padosi 20 years back

Things to do when you are stuck in Traffic

1)Take a Nap

2)Time to complete the assignment..

3)Tweet

4)Click pictures to put them up on facebook

5)Honk! If somebody glares at you, Look as irritated as him/her and act like u'r looking for the person who is honking

Top 5 richest people in the world...

1. Warren Edward Buffett is now officially the most richest person in the world. Most people wouldn’t have guessed he would be the most richest person – because he have donated billions of money to charities. But seems like the old cliche says – you do good, good things happen to you. His net worth is $62 billion. And he is the America’s most beloved investor. His father was a Nebraska politician. As a young boy, he delivered newspapers and filed his first tax return at age 13 – and he claimed $35 deduction for the bicycle he bought. His company Berkshire Hathaway’s shares has increased 25% since the middle of last July.

2. So you think Mexican’s are poor eh? Think again. Carlos Slim Helú from Mexico is the second richest person. His net worth is $60 billion. He is a son of Lebanese immigrant. He started to make money when in 1990 he bought the fixed-line operator Telefonos de Mexico (Telmex) in a privatization.

3. William H. Gates III: Now here is your favorite. Bill Gates net worth hasn’t really increased much and doesn’t seem like it would – it is still $58 billion. He dropped out of Harvard university 13 years ago to start the Microsoft company that creates software and applications for computers.

4. Lakshmi Mittal is Indian, but lives in UK. He has $45 billion. He is the head of world’s largest steelmaker, ArcelorMittal, which accounts for 10% of all crude steel production. It just delivered 580 tons to be used in construction of the World Trade Center memorial in New York. With a 44% stake, he is the company’s largest shareholder.

5. Mukesh Ambani is the Asia’s richest person. He is Indian and the head of petrochemicals giant Reliance Industries, India’s most valuable company by market cap. His fortune is up $22.9 billion since last year, making him the world’s second-biggest gainer in terms of dollars. His current net worth is $43 billion. Mukesh is using some of his money to build a 27-story hom

5 ways to prevent earth from global warming ...

1.Reduce pollution.

2.Plant a tree.

3.Do not leave appliances on standby.

4.Learn more about the environment.

5.Drive your car less.

5 things webbie should do when someone finds out who is he

Offer him MTV goodies IF he is Ragha or Chintu things may get in control

Ask him if Vibha Sent him

Ask his orkut profile link and ban him from the community

Promise him to be featured on wassup

Convince him that its Raghuram

5 things which should be invented/discovered

->time machine
->machine to make human being invisible
->life outside earth
->water 2 petrol convertor
->humans reachin speed of light

5 things why you are the new MTV

1) You carry the face of youngistan. MTV carries the face of you! that is the youth
2) You always wants something innovative and creative , The new MTV also looks for innovative and creative ideas
3) You always looks for making new friends around you. The new MTV always makes sure they are surrounded by People.
4) You bring the youth energy with reality. They bring in the reality shows which shows the energy of youth.
5) You see MTV for entertainment and new MTV sees u for entertaining you the right way!
P.S : Don't jump over me !for any contradicting statement Peace!

5 huge assumptions...

1) When u are having a extra martial affair.
Don't forgot to wear a condom
Assumption : Not sure whom the lady is married to!

2) When u are trying to catch hold of a busy running bus.
Don't forgot to wear an underwear
Assumption : Whatif u are not the only person running to catch it. (We Indians to catch bus will do anything. We may get hold of another person pants to hang over to the bus)

3) When u are invited to a friends house for dinner
Don't forgot to carry some chocs or sweets
Assumption : We are nice and sweet. We hate people coming with empty hands. So to be nicer we may spit on the food that we serve. Our way of loving our guests

4) When u are asked to become a the Prime Minister of India
Learn how to act deaf
Assumtion : India is a democratic country. So my ear is mine. I can decide what to hear and what not to hear. I prefer to be deaf 99% of the time.

5) When u see a "Do not Enter" or "Not allowed except for Staffs" sign in any door or walkway
Rub of Not from all this signs and do what ur mind says
Assumption : Its allergy for us! Words like Not, No etc. Please convert all this words to Yes!.Then we do the opposite.


5 Kichidi's in bollywood style..

1) When Aishwarya Married Abhishek
Amitabh smiled : "Ha! Mera pocket aur bada huva..Worth of 700 crores..coolie,lawaris sa abhi aladin bangayaa.."
Poor thing ... Salaman! Bechara budda!Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya ...and with a small smile abhi abhishek bolega.."Shaadi Kar Ke Phas Gaya Yaar"

2) When Kajol Married Ajay Devagan
SRK cried : "Yashji, Mai kya karu abhi...dilwale dulhania le gayaa..abhi ...kuch kuch nahi hota hai.."
Yashji told : "Shahrukh, bachu ..don't worry! kabhi alvida na kehna"
Celebrations...Ajay Devagan .."Abhi mai superstar banugaa..:P"

3) When Bipasha Dated John Abraham
John : " Bips ! tera waist size abhi bhi perfect nahi hai..thoda aur gym karo..."
Bips : "Terakoo kya farak pyanthaa..balance sab kuch perfect hai na..."
John : "Ha ! But u know tera waist size merako bahut tension detha hai..."
Bips : "Ek kaam kar! tera dostana ka saaat dhoom machaloo....mera jism, mera raaz ..tera liya NO ENTRY!!!"
4) When Shahid broke up with Kareena
Shahid : "When u were with me..Tumhara size zero mujha Actor Zero banayaa!..Abhi dekho.."
Kareena : "ha! koi baat nahi..abhi Saif loves it. Mera size zero is like thoda pyaar thoda magic for him.."
Shahid : " Vaah Life Ho Toh Aisi ! ChupChup Ke -You Unfaithful auraat.."
Kareena : "Mujhe Kucch Kehna Hai! Saif Kal ho na hoo..."

5) When Deepika tried to ring up Ranbhir
Deepika : "WakeUp Ranbhir ,shoot pe jaana hai na.."
Ranbhir : "Deepika dont you know..Love aaj kal bed pe hota hai ..shoot pe nahi..Come here! "
Deepika : "pehla wake up from the bed. Then close ur eyes fold ur both hands in namaste style..and say 10 times "Om Shanti Om"...peace"




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