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5 things gal likes
1) Beach side walk
2) Candlelite dinner
3) In the Air
4) Middle of the Sea
5) Last, U and Me No one else will Disturb "Gravyard"
5 things Not to Write the Exams
1) Forget the Hall Ticket
2) Start borrowing things from others during the examination
3) Try to peep into others Papers
4) Chit-Chat
5) Arguing with Invegilator
5 Quotes to Sucess
1) Success often comes to those who dare to act. Rarely for those who afraid of consequences
2) Success is never ending, failure is never final
3) Remove failure as an option and keep trying
4) Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will land among the stars atleast sumthing is getting
5) You just can't beat the person who never gives up.....
5 things to get Kicked from any Institution
1) Break the Rules
2) Agrue
3) Flirting with Female Lecturers
4) Doing Nasty Things
5) Try to be Smarter, showing the Ego
5 organisations you will never find on this planet
1. AGB : Association for a Gang Bang.
2. PETC : People for Ethical Treatment to Condoms.
3. TRPO : Train Riot Prevention Organization.
4. OEOWI : Organisation for the Exposure of Webbie's Identity.
5. ISRO : Indian rakhi Sawant Family Research Organisation.
5 Steps to make Chicken Salad
1) Boneless Chicken Breasts
2) 1 Bowtie Pasta
3) Peeled Avocados and Onion
4) Tomatoes
5) Last dressing with Blue Cheese
[Ready Yummu Yummy hmmmmmmm]
5 things to get Kicked from any Institution
1) Break the Rules
2) Agrue
3) Flirting with Female Lecturers
4) Doing Nasty Things
5) Try to be Smarter, showing the Ego
5 things why I am following MTV daily
1) It is crazy like me...Craziness and Livewire Personified
2) Rhea and Bani! I see my future girlfriends in them
3) Addictive ! With Programs like Roadies and Splitsvilla.. : Face of youngistaan
4) Lameness! All lames are part of that channel.. ..I learn lame factor from MTV
5) MTV -> I see me in YOU!
When Ticker gets SwineFlu
1) It coughs out Jose name always ..."Jose suxx" "Jose is preganant" "Jose seems to be a gay!" .."Save ME"
2) It vomits a digestive mixed vegetable lotion which contains creative contents from so many sambhar brains with a mix of H2O...\yo!/
3) It's not able to breath properly. Ask bani to give it oxygen using her mouth! "Baani starts her gaali's " Ticker cries ..asks for water
4) Due to the sore throat. Ticker started talking only about Rakhi Sawant and her modesty in the reality shows. Where Rakhi goes..Ticker follows with the sore throat..
5) Due to Fatigue ..Ticker Turned lazy! Ticker Ticks only when rhea has her magical touch over it
5 things that happened to me on The day I told "I love you"
1) My left cheek turned red . Not because I was shy. It was because I got a slap
2) I lost all the three girlfriends whom I was maintaining. Not because I introduced each other. Because they introduced me to each other .
3) I was marked failed for exams. Because I told I love you to the professor's daughter
4) I was termed loser. Not because I was dumped. Because I couldn't have sex with any..:| Still a Virgin
5) I wrote a sad poem. That poem was used by my friend to vow another girl. Damn he clicked!
5 things tht makes a female go "uggghhhh":
1. ur sabjiwala " madam ji when did u enjoying buying soft bananas from samne wala bhaiya"
2.ur cable guy " i hope the reception of your late night channels is clear....errr. sorry i guess it was husband who complained"
3.ur date " jeez the goo from my nose matches the color of ur tee"
4. ur boyfriend's ex "did he try tht move with u too?? i mean isnt he awesome ?? ":|:|:|
5. ur parlour wali aunty while waxing ur legs " plz spread ur legs '( its creepy)
5 things I love in my bestie..
1) When she is adamant she looks so cute.. ..But I love her for this
2) Her cute smile..
3) Her talkativeness..Never stops .Has always topic as backup (love it )
4) She rocks..! Loves to see other get appreciation in front of her...
5) She is a sweetheart and i love u for that
P.S : just a lame attempt
5 times when you feel that u did not have a x-gf
1) While in bed with your current gf. When u also come to know ur current girl is a virgin and ur not ..
2) When u have to introduce ur ex to the current one
3) When ur current gf asks you "Bataana who is more beautiful or cute..." etc
4) When ur parents shouts at you when u go with your current gf's proposal.. saying "Damn few months back its was the other girl..now a new one..how many days will keep her " :|
5) When ur friends ask .."Acha bataana..Who is better in bed! who knows more movies :|"
5 things to take care while wearing underwear!
1) Tight fitting and centered properly
2) Should have a tommy or Jockey signed strip in the top . So that i can be shown out while wearing low waist jeans
3) Should wear multi colored underwears . So that u have a superman feel inside you.
4) Use easy removable and easily can be torn pieces..Emergency ..should be able to easily remove one
5) Use underwears made of plastics.. ..can be used as pockets or covers also...when needed
5 'must' do things before you die!
Now this is something serious:
1. Spend a full night on a footpath someday : you may get to experience some harsh realities as to how poor people survive.
2. Donate your precious organs : although your body is completely recycleable, it could contribute to somebody's precious life.
3. Present a flower to your enemy and give him a last chance for settlement, if he doesn't accept....fight hard!!
4. Visit either your local city slum or Mumbai's dharavi slum : You will find even their life is colourful despite being deprived of daily necessities.
5. Donot worry about the consequences, just run for the house of that one girl or boy you have always loved the most.....and donot just sit there, propose!
5 things to keep in Mind if somebody eating our Favourite Food in front of us....
1) Keep looking and Concentrate
2) Swallow the Saliva, by looking at it
3) Keep Making lips wet, by pulling the Tongue outside
4) Look at the person who is eating and food, such a way that your eating now [Imagination]
5) Last but not least, if the Person having eye on you what the crap does this guy doing, believe me definitely, the Person buy the food for you.
5 Fun--Taash-Tic Lines Used by Proff in MU..
1)Keep Silent...
2)Keep your Voice Down..
3)It will Better..
4)Everybody is Understood...??
5)Don't Talk in front of ma back... =)) =))
5 things to keep in Mind Before Going on UMS[Unmanned Machinery Space]
1) Tank the Sounding
2) Proper Rounds taken
3) Transferring the Tanks with High Level
4) Topping up the Tanks Needed
5) Testing the Alarms
Bored of your boyfriend????
5 best/wackiest ways to get dumped by your BF
1)Tell him that you are pregnant
2)Tell him that you are in love with his sister
3)Everytime you meet him...greet hm with a Pooja ki thaali,perform an Aarti and then "phodo a naariyal" on his head.
4)If he tries to get close to you or kiss you...simply ask him"Can i see your credentials in this field?Your poor efficiency makes me doubtful".
5)Start spying on him and make sure that he knows about it
5 Fun--Taash--Tic Things common to all Engg Clgs..
1)The Teachers dont Teach...The students dont listen..The onl guy who benifits is the Uncle who owns a Dhaba outside the College..
2)Deadlines are made to be Extended...
3)KT's are found in Whole-Sale...
4)The Princi iz the person most abused and Insulted at the back...
5)There is always a Proff. in the clg who cant speak proper English...
5 things to be keep in mind while playing NFS[Need For Speed]
1) Blacklist 5
2) Blacklist 4
3) Blacklist 3
4) Blacklist 2
5) Blacklist 1
5 Fun--Taash--Tic Tools to ACE in your semester Exams..
1)Make Frenships wids geeks jus 1 month before the semester xam....
2)Night Out is the second most Important Tool to ace xams...
3)Front,Back,Left,Right Benches waalon se Accha Rapo bana lo..
4)If you jus cannot Convince the Examinor,Then Better Confuse them..Go Round and Round..And then Comeback to the same Point..Hence Proved...
5)The Brahmastra being our Veri own Chits..In which the words can only be Understood by the Person who wrote dem...
5 things to do when you are alone at house
1.Call friends for a party
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2.bring blue movie and start watching (blue )
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3.go try your hand in kitchen.
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4.taste some hot drinks (if you dont drink)
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5.last but not the least,have a gf best chance to do chiggy wiggy..
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P.S: i am alone right now so done few of the above.
Five ways to get kicked out of a movie hall..
1.BE COOL,dump popcorn on an old man's head
2.Steal people's pepsi and drink it..
3.Stand in front of the projector and start laughing..
4.BE CLEVER,pretend to work at movie ticket counter and steal peeps money..
5.hold a girl hand and say i love you...
Things to Do at road to Seek Attention
*Start shouting BOMB BOMB BOMB !! :P When sumone ask you Where is Bomb Bol dena dat Girl is Sex Bomb :P
*Drink 2-3Ltr Viagra =))! Fir apne aap Kamal dhekhna ;)!
*Start Stripping n Start Dancing Like Rakhi Sawant :D
*Road K beech main jaake khade ho Jao jaise hi koi Car se Nikale Bhag jao =))!
*Wear A T-Shirt jisper Likha ho "I AM SWINE FLU VICTIM"!
Things Not To Do in ClassRoom
* Don't LOok at your Teachers Private Area :D :P
* Don't Study :P Never!!!!!!
* Never Stop Talking to Your Frnds.. :D
* Never Play Any Silent Game Always Shout laudly!
* Do Not Seat at your Desk Sit at Desk's Table :D
Five things to expect in the community whenever a contest is announced on MTV
1. "Thanks Webbie....you rock..:P"
2. " What about the prizes "
3. Webbie : " Mods not doing a good job this time..where are they ???"
4. General opinion : " Thank god...atleast no videos required here"
5. " Kaun jeeta ????"
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