Five things 15
5 things you'll see while traveling Economy Class of a Plane (with 1st time fliers)
1. Praying:
Before the plane takes off ,sab uparwaley ko pray karna shuru kar detay hai, k kahin woh upar na pahunch jaien.
PS: Dont forget to thank god for a safe landing
2. Heart-Break
All the cheesy and sexy images of air hostesses that u've earlier fantasized about will vanish in thin air. Scary aunties draped in saris will be the reality
3.Loo parade
Sab loo ki taraf aise bhagtey hain,jaise ki kabhi kisi ne loo dekha na ho. (Actually most of them are 1st time fliers).
4.Take it while u can
Grab all the refreshment and food provided to u on the plane. Free ka hai, isliye haq se maango and dabaa k khaao. And dont forget the mini water bottles and plastic cutlery. ye nahin liya toh kya plane mein kya safar kiya
5.Hit-the buttons
Push all the buttons in the vicinity of ur seat. Aur kuch baje na baje air-hostess se thappad hi bhajj jayega
5 things one should avoid when he/she is angry...
1.listening to himesh reshammiya songs..
2.meeting his/her gf/bf..or it might turn nightmare for him...
3.hitting a stray dog..
4.smashing your cell on da floor
5.talking to krk..
Five things to do while caught by a traffic police
1. Sir, I’m running late for my tuitions.
2. Sir, I’ve all the papers, but I gave this bike today for servicing so unfortunately they are at home.
3. Sir, I’m a student, I only get 20 rupees per day and petrol. 300 rupees kahan se bharunga :(
4. Sir, if I wear the helmet, hairs are getting spoilt, sorry sir, next time, pucca.
5. Jo lena hai lelona boss, itne hi hai, kyu khali peeli time waste kar rahe, apna bhi aur mera bhi. Jaana hai, late ho raha hai bhai.
Five things often said while conversing to a girl on messenger first time
1. Hi, asl pls?
2. Where in India :) ? :O
3. Your dp looks sexy or I ve a sight problem? You look the same in real life?
4. You really single? I was seeing someone months ago, currently I’m Also Single :)
5. Do you have an orkut / facebook?
5 things not to do while copying in exams ...
1 . Not to look suspicious or have a guilty look on your face .
( the supervisor without doubt will keep an eye on you if you do this )
2 . In case you are having chits and holding them in hand ....and the supervisor is nearing towards you ........make sure your hand ( or in some cases the whole body )
dose not shake ..... KEEP YOUR COOL
3 . Learn the art of lip reading .....dont let the slightest of whisper be heard
( you'll be able to grasp things even from people sitting far from you in this case)
4. If the supervisor catches you whispering or talking to someone ......PLEASE FOR GOD's SAKE dont say i was just borrowing a pen or something ......thats the most obvious hint that you were actually copying .....
5. Whenever the supervisor goes out of the classroom ....FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE dont jump at the chance and start copying , discussing carelesly .......it just an old trick from the supervisor to catch you at it .........
5 Truths of Life...
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot
5. There's still a stupid smile on your face
5 things a chain smoker will always say..
1.i hate smoking
2.smoking kills
3.i love "no smoking"movie....
4.arey, i don't smoke that much bas 2 or 3 packets daily...
5.i am a man...so, i smoke...
5 Things u shud not say to webbie
a) I m better looking than u
b) Sue You ! Btw, Vibha se akhri baar baat kab hui ?
c) Have a nice "Mid-Day"
d) Sir mujhey ek aur mauka de do Roadies k liye
e) Why MTV logo is not changed on Breast cancer awareness day ? :P
5 questions one shouldn't ask to your gf..
1.Are you good looking?
2.Are Yew are not one of those angry man-hating lesbos ?
3.Would you rather die or cheat on me??
4.How often do you think about your ex's ?
5.do you like watching porn?
5 steps to Become a ROCKSTAR!!!!
1) Should be MAD
2) Should never take Shower, Only DEO
3) Should know nothing except shouting as if being RAPED
4) Should have a stinking MOUTH
5) Should be like MY FRIEND _____________
5 things to Teach KID when you think he/she is OLD enough [Like 10years old]
1) Tell him/her about the Holes & Poles
2) Teach him/her about the Laws of Attraction & Repulsion [Towards another boy/gal]
3) Teach him/her various Positions of Uses
4) Show him/her Safety Videos
5) Give him/her proper Knowledge about PPE [Personnel Protective Equipment]
5 steps to SCORE with Lady Teacher
1) Take Private Tution
2) If she has a child play with it !!!! She will start liking
3) Be early and Leave late
4) Praise her on her beauty and telling her that I m Impressed...!!!
5) Last but not least, Shift to evening classes, tell her that u r actually a Monkey and that Your have better BANANAANANA !!!!!!!
Five reasons to Kill a man!!
.
1) Just for fun
.
2) I love killing kids
.
3) Because of his loud mouth
.
4) Shakal pasand nahi, jo aaj tak dekhi bhi nahi
.
5) Last but not least, because of his this post
5 things to do when u r in class attending lectures
1) Teacher should think that u r understanding everything even though u r thinkg about SEX
2) When teacher asks a Question, u should ask her 2 more Questions
3) When yoy feel the Lecture is getting interesting just go to sleep. Education Ruins us.
4) You suddenly wake up and see whole class laughing, So you join them and laugh even though dont know the reason
5) On a Second Hell with the Lectures , Who wants to attend them anyways?
5 things to do to Break Up with an Overly Senti-Girl
1) Take her to the moost expensive Restaurant again & again and forget your wallet at home. She will have to pay.
2) Meet her parents and make funny comments about her father's Belly in front of everyone.
3) Piss on the Roadside when u r with Her.
4) Fall to the lowest grade of dressing sense [Cap, a Full-shirt, Short pants & shoes]
To meet her group of friends.
5) Finally, always keep talking about some hot & beautiful Chick in u r College when u r with her
5 questions\comments normally asked\given by neighbours when they see their neighbourhood boy or gal....
* ques asked when they c a boy\gal wid a skul bag boardin the skul bus...
" beta r u goin to skul...???? "
* ques asked when they see a boy wid a football in his hand...
"Are u playing footbaal son..??? "
* ques asked when they see a gal comin out frm a beauty parlour...
" beti were you gone to parlor..??? "
* comment passed when they meet the boy\gal after a long tym...
" bete ,how old r u?
* ques asked even when they know tat the boy\gal has not got his\her
joining date for the company...
" bete when will be your joining date ?
5 steps which benefitts from ONE SIDE LOVE
1) Having feeling, but not expressing [ Saving our ass from her Broda or from a tight Slap of sandal]
2) No spending of extra money on person u have feelings, cause its just one side love
3) U r free to Flirt any type of girl
4) Their is no Do's & Dont's . Can live happily ever after.
5) Apna Haath Jagannath
5 Simple Steps to learn MALAY [Malaysian Language]
1) Samosa-Kali ----Everyone
2) Bagus --- Ok
3) Alamak --- Oh!!! my GOD.....
4) Pagi Lah Mampos --- Go to HELL !!!!
5) Last but not least,
"TERI MAA KASIH" ---- Thank You.
5 things to become a great Politican !!!!
1) Tell Lies
2) Be a Parasite
3) Be a Criminal and sentenced of minimum 7 years in Jail
4) Must be a Good Ass Licker
5) UNEDUCATED !!!!
5 reasons why chat room has reached 3lac mark:|
1. guys are desperate to prove their mettle in flirting:|
2. girls are desperate for useless compliments:|
3. their pc/laptop is never desperate to burst(it works well everytime):|
4. they don't have a life and are searching for one in CR..duh:|
5. their parents are very lenient :|
Five things so you should not say in Singapore
Are you ''Made in China"?
Tell some girl that you doubt her to be a shemale.
I miss peeing on the roadside.
Do we get fined for farting in public?
Want some chewing-gum?
Enjoy!!!
Like it on Facebook, Tweet it or share this article on other bookmarking websites.