THOSE WHO HATE EXAMS
1. SHORT POEM ON HATING EXAMS :
Oh ! My Dear Examination .
I Have No Preparation Kindly Tell Me What To Do
You Are Early While Im Late
And Daily Im Loosing Weight.
My Heart Is Sinking With Fear.
Oh ! My Dear Examination .
You Demand Concentration.
English Is Composition.
Mathematics Is Calculation.
Geography Is Population.
Ecomomics Is Production.
Chemistry Is Preparation .
Oh ! My Dear Examination .
You Are Botheration.
To The Younger Generation
We Will Send You And Application
To The Minister Of Education
To Abolish Examination.
2.EXPLANATION :
The mere word of 'examination', or its shortened version 'exam', could evoke a myriad of feelings from many of us. Those who have excelled in it would be justifiably proud of their academic achievements. Less fortunate ones may find various reasons to deride it. Even adults would cringe when reminded of it in their school-going days. But most will agree that exam is a necessary albeit unpopular aspect of formal education. At its heart, examination is a tool used to gauge learning, or the lack of it. Over the years, many standardized tests have been established to quantify academic performance. Our educational system is not exceptional in this aspect.
3.WHY A STUDENT FAILS:
WHY A STUDENT FAILS ???
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days.
Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days.
Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days !
Days left 81.
7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Remaining days 3.
10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?"
Balance days 0
"How can a student PASS..!
4.WE SAY SORRY TO OUR MOM AND DAD:
study, study my life away,
Yet, all I see is a D, my highest.
It's painful, all that hard work
All wasted away.
But it's not fair!
They all think I don't study,
Just hang around with my friends
So why do I get this big red F?
Is it me? Is it luck?
What is it?
I feel so frustrated.
I never can remember.
It's all coming back to me.
Having a headache, vomiting,
It's me. I can't do it.
I can't do it,
There's something wrong.
Oh, Mom, Dad!
I'm sorry.
5.SAY NO TO EXAMS:
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
SAY NO TO EXAMS !
1 tree = 20 air conditioners
this causes global warming as we are destoying the nature's cooling system!
at least now say NO to Exams.
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