Write the daily joke ,etc & bring Happiness FREE as worlds need it NOW

Re: Write the daily joke ,etc & bring Happiness FREE as worlds need it NOW

by sumit » 11 years ago

sumit

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Love v/s Alcohol:

Love- Pagal banata hai..
Alcohol- Mood fresh karti hai..

Love- Me neend nahi aati hai..
Alcohol- Neend achi aati hai..

Love- 1 date ke Rs. 2000/-
Alcohol- 1 botle Rs. 350/-

Love- Me sabki suno..
Alcohol- Pee kar sabko sunao..

FAISLA AAPKE HAATH ME..

"Piyo sir utha ke, Jiyo lad khada ke..."

Cheers!!

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Re: Write the daily joke ,etc & bring Happiness FREE as worlds need it NOW

by sumit » 11 years ago

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A slow internet is lyk sexy but irritating GF..

Chahe jitna bhi dimaag kharaab ho
fir bhi banda dono ke chakkar me laga hi rehta hai..

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When u r in love, u make wonders happen..

Once married, u wonder what happened...." B-)

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by sumit » 11 years ago

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Understanding a Girl is like downloading a 1GB file With 2 Kbps speed & wen you hav downloaded 0.9GB,

you got an error.

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Re: Write the daily joke ,etc & bring Happiness FREE as worlds need it NOW

by sumit » 11 years ago

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Marriage Tips
If Wife wants to get Husband's attention
Just look Sad & Uncomfortable

If husband wants to get Wife's attention

Just look Comfortable & Happy!!

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Re: Write the daily joke ,etc & bring Happiness FREE as worlds need it NOW

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Khushi ne wada kiya tha humse ki 5 din baad lautkar aayegi..

Jab zindagi ki kitaab ko kholkar dekha toh pata chala ki saali zindagi ke panne hi 4 the..

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Boy went 2 library and asked for book "Psycho The Rapist"
Librarian searched 4 hours and came back slapped him and said,

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Wo Ruth Kar Kehti Hai Hamse,

DEAR,
Tumhara To Milna Kam Ho Gaya Hai..

Us Pagli Ko Koun Samjhaye,

Ki.....
PETROL Kitna Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai.;:)

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"NASHA"
Mohabbat Ka Ho Ya Sharab Ka,
HOSH Dono Me Kho Jata Hai,
Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki,
SHARAB Sula Deti Hai
Aur
MOHABBAT Rula Deti Hai.

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Mohabbat us se nahi hoti Jo Khubsurat ho,

Khubsurat wo hota h jis se Mohabat ho.

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