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Rajnikant returns....

One day when it was raining heavily, Rajnikant didn't get wet, he was not having umbrella or raincoat.

He didn't get wet because he was walking in between of rain drops. :laugh: :laugh:
Father to son -

Father : Why did you marry without telling me?

Son : you marry my mother without telling me! did i ask you anything!!?? :P

Vinu
Son asked to father: Why was the math book sad but not short?
Father replied: Because it had too many problems.
Difference Between Horror & Beautiful
Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.
Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back
It was the after-lunch session and the batsman had been drinking too heavily during the break. He staggered up to the captain and confessed that he could see three of everything.

'Well,' said the captain, 'when you get out there and the three balls come towards you, just hit the middle one.

'The batsman weaved his way to the crease and was bowled first ball. He made his way back.

'What happened?' demanded the captain. 'Didn't you hit the middle ball?'

'Yesh,' replied the batsman, 'but I used the outside bat!'
Which is the most dangerous alphabet?

"W"

because all worries start with "W"

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
WAR!
Wine
Women
&
Finally
WIFE...!

Vinu
Sonia Gandhi to Anna Hazare..

Aap har baar Anshan aur Upvaas pe kyun aa jate ho?

Anna : Kya karu o ladies, main hoon aadat se majboor... :P :laugh:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL.

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DAD:dear son,why your sister sitting so silent, SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstick,but i gave fevistick.No chip chip..no chik chik.

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Examiner:What is Microsoft Excel
student:It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.

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