Shared jokes

Category: Humor & Jokes 9 years ago
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  • Re: Shared jokes

    by » 9 years ago


    A woman had 8sons all named Kevin.
    On asking how she managed 2 call one in particular
    She replied:That's easy.I call them by their father name

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  • Re: Shared jokes

    by » 9 years ago


    A Smile costs less than Electricity.....
    But Gives more light.....
    So Always Keep Smiling and

    Prove that you are the Best Tube Light.

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  • Re: Shared jokes

    by » 9 years ago


    Life is like a MOVIE..

    If you r sad-DRAMA,

    If you r afraid-SUSPENSE,

    If you r angry-ACTION,


    When you look at the mirror-HORROR.

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  • Re: Shared jokes

    by » 9 years ago


    DAD: dear son,why your sister sitting so silent,

    SON: Nothing dad sister asked lipstick,but i gave fevistick. No chip chip..no chik chik.

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  • Re: Shared jokes

    by » 9 years ago


    You are so cute my dear friend:
    C-Causing.
    U-Unnecessary.
    T-Trouble.
    E-Everywhere.

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  • Re: Shared jokes

    by » 9 years ago


    3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

    So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

    Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

    Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

    Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"

  • Re: Shared jokes

    by » 9 years ago


    Hey listen...Two people were asking Me about you,
    I give them your address And cell no,
    They will be visiting you soon,
    Their names are joy and happiness

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  • Re: Shared jokes

    by » 9 years ago


    By the time a man really does understand woman,
    his wife wont let him out of the house at night.

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  • Re: Shared jokes

    by » 9 years ago


    Ek din do kutte fight kar rahe the ek kutte ne dusre ka kan kat liya par jiska kan kata usko pata hi nahi chal aur wo ladta raha jab fight khatam hui to jab usne aina dekha to use dusra kutta samajh k aiena tod diya aur samgha jang jeet liya.

    Santosh Kumar Singh


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  • Re: Shared jokes

    by » 9 years ago


    Teacher:How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
    student:I get up early.

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