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    A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

    She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

    The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

    Santosh Kumar Singh


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    If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!!!! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life......
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    Be a friend with at least one person at your University,
    Who bring His/Her own transport
    Otherwise you will be stuck at your campus for good.

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    Nice idea fathima, whenever my mind is not good , i can come to this forum and laugh by reading these jokes and i will be happy.thank you dear

    Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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    Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
    Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rohit..

    Santosh Kumar Singh


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    Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a best man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did..
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    Difference between poem and essay:

    Before marriage, every thing told by girlfriend is a poem,
    After marriage, even a single word told by her is an essay. :)
    Arise Awake and Rest Not till the Goal is Achieved.
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    दवाई और शांति
    दीपक अपनी पत्नी से : जरा अपनी नौकरानी शांति को बुला लाना...
    पत्नी :इतनी रात को, आखिर क्यों?
    दीपक : क्योंकि डॉक्टर साहब ने कहा है कि ये दवाई लेकर शांति के साथ सो जा

    Santosh Kumar Singh


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    चूहे को बिल्ली लगी गोरी।
    दोनों मिलने लगे चोरी-चोरी।
    चूहा बोला : ओ गोरी, आ खेलें आंख मिचौली।
    बिल्ली चूहे को मार के खा गई
    ...और बोली 'आई हेट लव स्टोरी

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

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    All the jokes are about girl and boy!Why it comes like that?
    Visit my blogs:

    http://abidareacode.blogspot.com
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