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    Santa went to temple & saw people put coins in a box & pray.

    Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone
    without receiver

    Abid, a good joke without a girl and boy for you! :)

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)

    Thank you said by: Abid Areacode
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    Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love????

    Just think and answer please...
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    आज का शुद्ध विचार: प्यार करना उतना ही आसान है जितना की लूज़ मोशन करना, और प्यार निभाना उतना ही मुश्किल है जितना उसे रोक कर रखना!

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

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    A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner.

    She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:

    “My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family”, she said “Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don’t want you all to change your way of life, your routine.”

    “What do you mean my child?” asked the patriarch of the family.

    What I mean dad is:

    Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
    Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
    Those who cooked shouldn’t stop on my account.
    Those who used to clean should clean.

    As for me, I am here just to control your son! :laugh:
    Arise Awake and Rest Not till the Goal is Achieved.
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    Teacher - Today we are going to talk about the tenses. Now if I say I am beautiful, which tense is it?
    Student - Obviously, it is the past tense! :laugh: :laugh:
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    Teacher - Today we are going to talk about the tenses. Now if I say I am beautiful, which tense is it?
    Student - Obviously, it is the past tense! :laugh: :laugh:
    :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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    Question-- Why do most Indian women pray to God for the same husband in their next life?
    Answer-- Because efforts taken to train them in this life should not go waste!!! :laugh:
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    Father : I have 4 children. Three are MBAs and one is a thief.

    Friend : Pls throw him out of house who is thief.

    Father: I cant do that as he is only who earns, rest are jobless
    Arise Awake and Rest Not till the Goal is Achieved.
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    Hubby- I gave a moving performance in singing...
    Wife- What do you mean by moving performance?
    Hubby- Everyone moved out of the theatre.... :P
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    What is the longest word in the English language?
    SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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