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    ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".
    Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel".

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    The Perfect Son.
    A: I have the perfect son.
    B: Does he smoke?
    A: No, he doesn't.
    B: Does he drink whiskey?
    A: No, he doesn't.
    B: Does he ever come home late?
    A: No, he doesn't.
    B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
    A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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    Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
    Boy: What are the two things?
    Girl: Your feet.

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    A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

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    My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
    So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

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    The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
    The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
    The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
    I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.

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    China is sad to see the NASA Space Shuttle program end, because now it will be harder to sell their fake space shuttle copies.
    Arise Awake and Rest Not till the Goal is Achieved.
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    Son- Dad Why doesn't the law permit us to have more than one wife?
    Dad- When you get married, you will realize that the law is in our side. My dear son!
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    Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones......
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    Q. What is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?
    A. When they're not home!

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