Like it on Facebook, Tweet it or share this topic on other bookmarking websites.
The successful marriage depends on one simple equation, Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.....
Pappu- Have you noticed that most heroes are married man?
Appu- Every married man is a hero!!!
Wife- What is marriage?
Hubby- Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel...
नेपाली: ओ शाब जी, शाम सिंह का मोबाईल कहाँ मिलेगा?
दुकानदार: पता नहीं!
नेपाली: पता तो इसी दुकान का है!
दुकानदार: आबे, ये शाम सिंह नहीं सैमसंग है!

Santosh Kumar Singh


http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

 

20 साल हो गए पर अभी तक 2 चीज़े बिल्कुल नहीं बदली!
1. माँ का प्यार!
2. एम्. डी. एच. मसालों के विज्ञापन वाला बूढा!

Santosh Kumar Singh


http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

 

A cute nurse coming for an interview-
Doctor- What salary you expect?
Nurse- Rs5000
Doctor was overjoyed and said My pleasure.
Nurse- With pleasure it is Rs25000.
वकील: तलाक करवाने के 50,000/- रूपये लगेंगे!
पति: पागल हो क्या? पंडित जी ने 1,100/- रूपये में शादी करवाई थी!
वकील: देख लिया न सस्ते काम का नतीजा!

Santosh Kumar Singh


http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

 

एक भारतीय ने चाइनीज़ लड़की से शादी कर ली!
एक साल बाद लड़की मर गई!
लड़के को रोता देख उसका दोस्त बोला: अफ़सोस है पर सोच यार चाइना का माल और कितने दिन चलेगा?

Santosh Kumar Singh


http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

 

Nice jokes shared Santosh and I cannot stop myself from laughing and really this thread contains some of the most hilarious jokes!!!
True relatives always stand behind you during bad times. Check your marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind you...
You do not have permissions to reply to this topic.