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अगर आपकी आँखें खूबसूरत है, तो आपको दुनिया अच्छी लगेगी!
और लेकिन अगर आपकी जुबान खूबसूरत है, तो आप दुनिया को अच्छे लगोगे!

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

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Pappu- What is my exam register no?
Teacher- Its 8311630078.
Pappy- I paid Rs 2000 for exam, please give me a fancy number.
Teacher-?!
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"

Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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Good story

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me????
She replied: No!!!!!!
And the guy lived happily ever after.....
@ satish kail

Is this a joke.
I didnt understand it.

Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

Sathis,
It is not a joke . It may be a reality.It happens in many lives.

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thanks for sharing this jpkes to us this is really a good.
what is your name?
I don't know.
why?
Parents gave it.

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Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?

A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

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