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Really very funny jokes submitted by the members and I had a good time by going through them... :laugh:
There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911.

"You gotta help me find my parrot!" she said.

The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you with that, ma'am. This number only deals with emergencies."

But the lady persisted, so the operator told her not to be concerned. "The parrot should fly back in a few days." he said.

Full of desperation, the lady cried, "But you don't understand! The only thing he says is 'Here, kitty, kitty!!!

Santosh Kumar Singh


http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

 

Ques) What is the difference between wife and girlfriend?
Ans) Almost forty-five pounds... :laugh:
What would confuse a mentally challenged person?????
Answer: An Apple.
Confused...? I knew you would be!!!
Why don't men show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.......
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side..............
There was a lover in a village who said that he would even go through hell for her. They got married and he is now really going through hell.... :laugh:
Philosophy of life........At the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as GOD, later on somehow the alphabets got reversed...
Kinds of men- Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some maintain girlfriends and see wonders happen. Others get married and wonder what happen.!!!
What`s the loudest noise in the jungle?


A Monkey eating cherries.

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