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Jack- Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case!
Smith- Are you sure?
Jack- Yes, obviously!!!
Wife:Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewellery and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

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Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….

Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.

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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

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Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.

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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!

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Frog:"Pathan ka demag nahi hota"

Pathan:"Hota hai"

Frog:"Nahi hota nahi hota nahi hota(& jumps in water)

Pathan:"Lo,is me khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi"

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Teacher: Tintu what is the full form of class?

Tintumon: C-Come
L-Late
A-And
S-Start
S-Sleeping

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