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    In bio practical:
    Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only?
    Sardar:I don't know.
    Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
    Sardar:See my legs and tell my name

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    Sardar on phone:
    Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now.
    Doctor: Is this her first child?
    Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

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    A man to Santa:
    Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
    Santa rushes home and came back within
    half an hour and slapped the man
    and said:
    "He's not my friend."

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    1st ever intelligent sardar.

    Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
    sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

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    A sardarji goes to a chinese restauranT and puts his finger on the last of menu :Bring this.

    Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

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    American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
    Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
    Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

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    A sardarji's boy asked his dad: What is a grown up joke?
    Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old

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    Teacher : you failure ! At your age Bill gates stood first in the class
    Student : Mind you, Sir, but at your age hitler commited suicide

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    Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.

    Doctor :No problem, just take this medicine before sleep.

    Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

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    Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
    Student:- He is the one who helped munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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