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Teacher: Tell your Dad`s Fullname In English.
Boy: Its Mr.FLIE GO
Teacher: are you tryng to be Funny?
Boy: No, His Name In Hindi Is Makkhi JA

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An exact Definition OF Mathematics: >Mathematics is study of finding a black CAT in a dark room...
When there is no CAT actually..

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Alcohol contain female hormones..
Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason....
In a Room, 2 little boys twins are there. One is sad and one is very happy & laughing alot. Their father called the laughing boy and asked why are you laughing.The boy said mom made me take bath 2 times as thinking me as brother.:)

Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

Santa:How many civil servants are required to change a bulb ?

Banta:22, 10 to form committee, 5 to form subcommittee, 3 to form a party, 2 to hold a ladder, 1 to put in the bulb and 1 to write the report. :laugh:

Arise Awake and Rest Not till the Goal is Achieved.
really good jokes hahahaha
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If you find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there 2 INCREASE your tensions

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Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going?
Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
संता माइक्रोसोफ्ट के ऑफिस में इण्टरव्यू के लिये गया!
इन्टर्व्यूअर: जावा के 4 वर्जन बताओ?
संता: मर जावा, मिट जावा, लुट जावा और सदके जावा!

Santosh Kumar Singh


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One Crack in love with a nurse.
HE writes love letter. He writes,"I Love you Sister".

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