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    Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

    Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

    Boss: Don't look down. Look at me. :laugh:
      
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    In A Bar, A Man Attend Da Call Of A Ringing Mobile.
    Man: Hello!
    Wife: Darling Shall I Buy 1 Diamond Ring?
    Man: Sure Honey!
    Wife: Shall I Use Your Credit Card For Crystal Pendant?
    Man: Ok Dear!
    Friends: Great To See That You Love Her So Much!
    Man: Hmm! By The Way, Whose Mobile Is This?!?

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

      
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    Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

    Student: "Father in law".
      
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    Once a husband and wife lived in a old town, they had four kids the first three were slim and had brown hair, the last one was fat and had black hair.

    Husband-Darling, I am going to die (he had cancer). Please do tell me is our last child really ours.

    Wife-I swear you, he is really ours.
    Hearing this the husband died pecafully.

    Wife-Thank god, "He didn't ask about the first three

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

      
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    A Boy Was Going With his girl friend.

    Friend : Who Is She?
    Boy : My Cousin.
    Friend : Last Year She Was My Cousin....
      
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    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?????
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes............
      
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    by » 11 years ago

    Santa-What Is Difference
    Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
    Shop?
    Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
    Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
    Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

    Santosh Kumar Singh


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    Can we do romance in the evening today?
    I'm in a good mood
    Just a little bit of kissing & biting
    reply me soon!

    Yours lovingly
    "MOSQUITO" :laugh:
      
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    Teacher to student Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?
    Student Mini skirt jaisa, taaki jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

      
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    Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad,
    Aansu Mat Bahana…
    Yaaro… Mere Marne Ke Bad,
    Aansoo Mat Bahana…

    Jyada Yaad Aaye, Toh Upper Challe Aana

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

      
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