Funny sms

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by sarala » 11 years ago

sarala

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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by ajay » 11 years ago

ajay

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Advice for the guy who plans to marry for money- Don't marry for money; you can rather borrow it cheaper....

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by ajay » 11 years ago

ajay

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Man to his lover- I would go through hell for you. They got married and he is going through hell!!!!!

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by ajay » 11 years ago

ajay

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The family was gathered for the reading of the will of a deceased.
Lawyer read- Being of sound mind, I spent all my money on myself to the fullest!!!

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by sathish kail » 11 years ago

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If i was a painter, you would be my painting. If i was an author, you would be my story. If i was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately i am a psychiatrist....

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by deepu » 11 years ago

deepu

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this is really a funny sms try to post more funny sms like that.

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by ajay » 11 years ago

ajay

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May you grow so rich that your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living....

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by fazelath Imraan » 11 years ago

fazelath Imraan

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Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of loneliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance.

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by ajay » 11 years ago

ajay

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Man conducting marketing survey asked a lady- Which book has helped you most in life?
Lady- My Husband's Cheque Book!!!

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by ajay » 11 years ago

ajay

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Girl- If you want to marry me, stop smoking.
Boy- OK.
Girl- Drinking too.
Boy- OK.
Girl- What else you can leave?
Boy- The idea of marrying you.... :laugh: