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सवाल - गब्बर की माँ ने गब्बर का जनम होतेही उसे एक झापड़ क्यों जड़ दिया ?

जवाब - क्यों की उसने जनम होतेही अपने माँ से सवाल पुछा - " कितने आदमी थे ? "

Santosh Kumar Singh


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A cute love story with happy ending-
One day somebody proposed someone!
Someone said- I am not interested. This way somebody lived a happy life...
You should not drink more as you are invisible to me ,let me drink some pegs more.

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मनु,"डेडी, ज्यादा काबिल कौन है मैं या आप?"

डैडी, " मै, क्योकि मैं एक तो तुम्हारा बाप हुँ, दुसरे उम्र मे भी तुम से बडा हुँ और मेरा तजुर्बा भी तुम से ज्यादा है।"

मनु, "फ़िर तो आप जानते होगें कि अमेरिका की खोज किस ने की थी? "

डैडी, "कोलम्बस ने की थी"

मनु, "कोलम्बस के बाप ने क्यों नही की, उसका तजुर्बा तो कोलम्बस से कही ज्यादा होगी?"

Santosh Kumar Singh


http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

 

Boy- My girlfriend left me and sent me a picture of her with her new boyfriend.
Friend- What do you do?
Boy- I sent that sms to her dad! BE INNOVATIVE.
'An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P

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Customer to waiter- It will be wonderful if you serve me tea free of cost today.
Waiter- It will be wonderful if you drink tea from an empty cup today....
Marry and make a woman happy or remain a bachelor and make several women happy.......
Santa K 9 Beto Me 1 Alag Dikta Tha.
Santa Ne Marte Waqt Biwi Se Pucha Ab To Sach Bata Ye Alag Dikhne Wala Kiska Hai
Biwi-Ye 1 Hi To Apka Hai

Santosh Kumar Singh


http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

 

When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new....!!!!
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