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1ST :

A MAN GOES TO VISA OFFICE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GO TO THE AMERICA....

AN OFFICER ASKED HIM : UR NAME ?
MAN : SARDAR SING

OFFICER : AGE ?
MAN : 30

OFFICER : SEX ???
MAN : TWO TIMES A DAY AND NIGHT

OFFICER : NO... NO.. I MEAN MAN OR WOMAN ??
MAN : OYE KOI BHI CHALEGA......
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Doctor and Priest loved the same girl.
Priest started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Doctor asked: Why?
Priest: Coz an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Dr: badhai ho aapke ghar ladka hua hai.
Father:kya technology hai.. wife hospital me hai aur ladka ghar per hua hai.
Teacher: What is an autobiography?

Child: Simple ...Obvious...It is the story of an auto..
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

Aastha Gupta
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Ramu and his girlfriend Amba were moving in a car. There was a traffic jam. They went under the car with a view to make love while the jam continues. some time later, a policeman appeared and said- "what are you doing here". Ramu said- "I am repairing my car.". at this the policeman said, "sir, there is a big traffic jam behind you. Moreover, your car has been stolen while you were repairing."

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The English teacher told John, You are poor in English. So, So do the English exercise another 10 times.

Later, John does it and shows to his teacher. She asks " John Why have you done the exercise only 6 times?"

"Madam, I am poor in Aritmetic also"
Girl:How much u love me?

Boy:Like shajahan.

Girl: Then When Will you build Taj Mahal?

Boy:Already Purchased Land.Now waiting for your death

Girl:?????

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vignesh
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LAGAAN REAMKE BY RAJIKANT......


SCENE OF CLIMAX : 1 BALL AND 24 RUNS NEEDED

BOWLER BOWLS, RAJNIKANT HITS.....

THEN BALL SPLITS INTO 4 PIECES IN THE AIR AND ALL 4 PIECES GOES FOR SIX

AND INDIA WINS !!!!!!

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pappu ki ladai apne uncle se hui,

uncle ne pappu ko bahut mara.....

pappu gussa hota hua kabrastan gaya,

wahan ek ped se apne uncle ki photo ek daal par latka di


aur niche likha





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