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  • Re: JOKE JUNCTION

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    Very funny ones...hope to make this thread very long with a collection all the jokes you know!!!

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    A register for late comers in an office was maintained. The late comers were required to write a reason. Usually, the staff would just write 'ditto' in the reasons column. Once a female staff wrote' Visit to maternity hospital for check up'. Other staff members also wrote 'ditto' in the reason column.

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    • Four Sardarji's were waiting on a Railway Platform for the "Punjab Mail".
    As they were waiting an announcement is made about the train running late
    by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10 am will now start at 12
    noon. Since there is lots of time to kill the four sardarjis decide to go
    out into the city to spend the time. When they get back to the station
    they see "Punjab Mail" just leaving the platform.So sardarjis start
    running desperately to board the train.. One of them manages to catch the
    6th boggie Another got almost the last boggie and the other two got left
    behind. When the two Sardarji 's who managed to get into the train met
    each other in one of the bogies they started laughing uncontrollably. They
    go on laughing ....laughing ....and laughing. Now the other passengers get
    bit curious and one of them asked the Sardarji's .... Arre, what's so
    funny ? Why are you both laughing so madly? One of the Sardarji's managed
    to reply Actually the two who were supposed to take this train got left
    behind......we ...just came to see them off !!!!!!!!!!"

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    Patient: I would like something to stir me up and to give me some excitement.
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  • Re: JOKE JUNCTION

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    Amit- what you narrated may happen to any one- not only sardarji. I am giving another joke. Once a Bengali gentleman and a sardarji were traveling in same compartment. They were discussing as to which state- Punjab or Bengal had more freedom fighters. They decided that each one would name one freedom fighter and pull out one thread from beard of another. In the end they would count the threads. First Sardarji said- Bhagat Singh and pulled one thread from Bengali's beard. Then the Bengali said- Ras Behari Bose and pulled one from sardarji. This went on. Soon Sardarji's destination was arriving. so, he said- jalliawala Bagh and pulled out entire beard of Bengali Bhadra Lok.

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    Banta's son was sent to school. In Hindi class, they were taught Tense( Kaal). Bhoot kal (past tense), Vattaman (present) and Bhavishya (Future).
    Banta asked his son- what you studied in school.
    the son said- "Our maam knows nothing. she told sl many kaal. But she does not know Sat Sri Kaal.

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    Important health Tip for members,Don't eat burger,noodles,pizza,samose,golgappe,Ice cream, chocolate,spring roll and Pakore






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  • Re: JOKE JUNCTION

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    Jasmeet, i eat all these things with sauce and not with you.

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    jasmeet singh
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    Yes sir you are right you eat this without me and i eat without you.But i hope u must have laughed........

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    In life

    Birth comes once

    love comes once

    marriage comes once

    death comes once
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    Then
    why this bloody exams comes again and again

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