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  • Re: WRITE AND READ JOKES HERE?

    by » 13 years ago


    An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
    The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"

    The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"

  • Re: WRITE AND READ JOKES HERE?

    by » 13 years ago


    patient::: doctor doctor ... i am getting pain in my eye when ever i rink my cup of tea




    doctor: sooo simple take away the spoon u use to mix the sugar and drink it

  • Re: WRITE AND READ JOKES HERE?

    by » 13 years ago


    A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night
    and
    he saw Steven Spielberg.

    As he was a great fan of his movies,
    he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.



    Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
    "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."



    The astonished Chinese man replied,
    "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour,
    it was the Japanese".



    "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.



    In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,
    "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

    Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."



    The Chinese replies,
    "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."



    This particular joke won an award for the best joke
    in a competition organized in Britain
    and
    this joke was sent by an INDIAN ... !!!

  • Re: WRITE AND READ JOKES HERE?

    by » 13 years ago


    A man was walking in the street when he heard a
    voice shout at him.

    "-Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step,
    a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.
    " The man stopped and a few seconds
    later a big brick fell down in front of him, the
    man was shocked that the brick didn't hit him,
    the man went on and after a while he went
    to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted:
    "-Stop! Stand still ! If you take one more step a
    car will run over you and you will die."

    The man asked the voice -"who are you?"

    I am your guardian angel, the voice answered.

    "Oh yeah? And where the hell were you when I got
    married?".

  • Re: WRITE AND READ JOKES HERE?

    by » 13 years ago


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  • Re: WRITE AND READ JOKES HERE?

    by » 13 years ago


    SANTA Ki Shadi Nhi Ho Rhi Thi
    Wo Mnnat MangneGya
    Waha Uski Maa Khai Me Gir Gyi
    S-Ya Khuda Teri Khudai,Apni to Mili Nhi
    Bapu Ki B Gawai

  • Re: WRITE AND READ JOKES HERE?

    by » 13 years ago


    Santa: Main 1 Bar Apne Bathrum Me SuSu Karne Gaya To Waha Sher Tha
    Banta:Fir Kya Hua?
    Santa:Maine Sher Ko Kaha, Aap Karlo Mera To HO Gaya.

  • Re: WRITE AND READ JOKES HERE?

    by » 13 years ago


    It was really a nice one.
    Santa-Banta must have watched some Serial or Movie before going to exam. :laugh: :laugh:

  • Re: WRITE AND READ JOKES HERE?

    by » 11 years ago


    very interesting joke and i have still no joke to share for this topic i will discuss later.

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