This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. READ CAREFULLY AND KEEP THE LIGHTS ON IF IT IS DARK OUTSIDE!!

A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wanted to see the scenery along the old road. The inevitable happens and when he reached the mountains his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he started walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It was dark and rainy. And pretty soon he got wet and Shivering. The night rolled on and no car passed by.

Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him. It slowed and then stops next to
him - without thinking the guy opened the door and jumps in. Seated in the
back, he leaned forward to thank the person who had saved him. He realizes
there is nobody behind the wheel!!!

Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the
car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve
coming. Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his
life.

He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand
appears through the window and moves the wheel! The car makes the curve
safely and continues on the road to the next bend. The guy, now paralyzed in
terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and
moves the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend.

Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open
the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as
he can towards the lights. It's a small town.

He stumbles into a restaurant, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then
he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.

There is dead silence in the restaurant when he stops talking ..... .

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......and that's exactly when Santa and Banta Singh walk in. Santa points and says 'Look Banta - that's the idiot who got into our car when we were pushing
it.' HA HA HA HA HA


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