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    "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

    This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

    1. Knowledge is Power.
    2. Time is Money.

    As every engineer knows:
    Power = Work / Time

    Since:
    Knowledge = Power
    Time = Money

    It follows that:
    Knowledge = Work/Money.

    Solving for Money, we get:
    Money = Work / Knowledge.

    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

    Conclusion:
    The less you know,the more you make.

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    Nice joke by sasikanth, really funny. I hope you post more and make people laugh and smile

    Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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    Teacher:-
    behind every successful men there is a women...
    what do we learn from this?
    student :-
    we should stop wasting time in studies and find that woman... :P


    Ha ha ha, this one is really very funny and after going through this joke I cannot help myself from a hearty laugh...! :laugh: :P
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    There is only one way to look thin...


    Hang out with fat people... :laugh: :)
    Vinu
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    Deepak your joke is good .It is also real some what. :laugh: :laugh:

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    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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    Why were males created before females?
    Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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    Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
    A: What Men Know About Women.
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    Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

    For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

    For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

    For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

    As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

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    Two persons are talking here is the discussion of them.

    A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
    B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

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