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I have searched for the Joke thread. But I could not find it. So I have created this thread.

So todays jokes

1. Ram - How many hours are you study as you have exams?
Gopi - Till morning 6 o'clock
Ram - Then at what time are you starting?
Gopi - At 5.30am

2. Wife - Some thief has entered the kitchen and having all eatables which I have prepared.
Husband - dont talk and sleep.At morning we will admit him in hospital.

Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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    Yes, it's a nice thread started to refresh our moods :cheer:
    Meera sandhu
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    Thank you sandhya. you also share a joke here

    Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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    1. Husband - why did you place the phone receiver near TV?
    wife - Power has gone in my village. My mom will be listerning serial dailogues so please dont talk for some time

    2. Husband - though I got 5 matches but i reject all of them and married you.
    Wife - Is it! those 5 girls are really lucky.

    Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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    1. Salesman - If you use our company powder then you will goto 10 years back
    madam - Then if my 10 years son use it then will he get dissapear?

    2. Nagendara - will you be witness for my marriage?
    Friend - surely, I never leave my friends when they are in troubles

    Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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    Yes,this is a nice thread. I would also like to contribute here.

    Want to make each day Accountable

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    All Jokes are really nice.. :)

    I like to share my part of joke i have read it just few minutes back.

    A Girl asked a boy "Tell 3 words which will make me fly in the air & My feet wont be on the earth."

    Boy answered : "HANGING YOURSELF" :laugh:
    Vinu
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    He he.. Nice one.. Let me try one..

    From one House, people always listening laughing sound from it.
    One person asked the person(who is living in that house) about reason of their happiness...

    That person tell him that, its simple.
    When my wife gets angry on me, she through kitchen stuffs on me, when she miss it I laugh, and when she got the target she laugh..

    HA ha
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    Nice joke vinod.

    One more joke for you friends.

    Girl - tomorrow is my birthday
    Boy - Wow advance Happy Birthday
    Girl - Thank you dear. What Gift you are planing to give me.
    Boy - what gift you want dear?
    Girl - I want a ring.
    Boy - I will give 2 rings
    therefore, boy gave 2 rings by dialing her number :)

    Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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    Nice joke vinod.

    One more joke for you friends.

    Girl - tomorrow is my birthday
    Boy - Wow advance Happy Birthday
    Girl - Thank you dear. What Gift you are planing to give me.
    Boy - what gift you want dear?
    Girl - I want a ring.
    Boy - I will give 2 rings
    therefore, boy gave 2 rings by dialing her number :)


    He he.. That's a good one sarla.. And also its a good idea too. :evil:
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    Haha, so you are going to gift your girlfriend like that boy in the joke? :):p

    Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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