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    Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
    The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh:
    Yes, of course....
    But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


    It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


    Sea shell for a small ant...
    Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


    Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


    Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

    Let me ask you a question then.
    An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?
    Live in the present :)
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    Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

    Let me ask you a question then.
    An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


    Is it in Hindi or English? :unsure:
    Give me some clue yaar :whistle:
    Meera sandhu
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    Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
    The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh:
    Yes, of course....
    But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


    It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


    Sea shell for a small ant...
    Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


    Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


    Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

    Let me ask you a question then.
    An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


    He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?

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    Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
    The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh:
    Yes, of course....
    But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


    It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


    Sea shell for a small ant...
    Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


    Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


    Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

    Let me ask you a question then.
    An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


    He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?


    But elephant is already black.... :unsure: :unsure:
    But I think it's the right answer
    Meera sandhu
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    Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
    The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh:
    Yes, of course....
    But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


    It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


    Sea shell for a small ant...
    Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


    Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


    Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

    Let me ask you a question then.
    An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


    He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?


    But elephant is already black.... :unsure: :unsure:
    But I think it's the right answer


    No doubt the elephant is still fairer than the ant. :P Elephants are somewhat grey in color and ants are pure black. So the elephant became color conscious. :lol:
    Live in the present :)
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    Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
    The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh:
    Yes, of course....
    But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


    It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


    Sea shell for a small ant...
    Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


    Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


    Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

    Let me ask you a question then.
    An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


    He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?


    But elephant is already black.... :unsure: :unsure:
    But I think it's the right answer


    No doubt the elephant is still fairer than the ant. :P Elephants are somewhat grey in color and ants are pure black. So the elephant became color conscious. :lol:

    But, You can see golden colour ants too :silly:
    Meera sandhu
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    Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
    In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:
    Live in the present :)
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    Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
    In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:


    Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:
    Meera sandhu
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    Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
    In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:


    Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:


    No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:
    Live in the present :)
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    Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
    The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh:
    Yes, of course....
    But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


    It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


    Sea shell for a small ant...
    Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


    Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


    Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

    Let me ask you a question then.
    An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


    He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?


    But elephant is already black.... :unsure: :unsure:
    But I think it's the right answer


    No doubt the elephant is still fairer than the ant. :P Elephants are somewhat grey in color and ants are pure black. So the elephant became color conscious. :lol:

    But, You can see golden colour ants too :silly:


    We have white elephants as well, remember Erawat the elephant of Indra.. I think these are basically found in Burmah- now Myanmar.

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