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Must Read: Life Cycle...

Class 10: "Beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir saari zindagi aaraam karna."
class 11: "Beta, do saal theek se padhai kar le phir aaram se rehna."
Graduation: "Beta, bus degree achhi tarah puri kar le, phir aaraam rahega."
After graduation: "Beta, post graduation kar le, phir maze
After post graduation: "Nalayak, yahan pada aaraam kar raha hai,
kaam pe kaun jayega tera baap.. :P :D


Sumone placed a bomb near a lady.

Everyone started yelling:
"Aunty bomb hai"

She smiled & said:
Nahi re paglon, ab Pehle jaisi baat kahan
fter Exam::
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to
pakke hai,
2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir
bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga basitna pata
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to
pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maargoli,
Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu
ya madam ko" :D :P
Girl to Customer Care: Mujhe Ek Message 24 Logon ko
Bhejna hai, Plz Tell me ke Kaise Bhejun ??!!!
Customer Care: ... Kya Message Hai ??!??
Girl: "Hi Jaanu, I have No Balance, Pls 100 ka Rechrage karva Do..!!"

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And youcould easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.


Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah
1st frnd: dekh maine naya mobile
2nd frnd: waah, chal party de, mai
tujhe gift dunga. Shaam ko wo hotel gaye
(after dinner)
2nd frnd: tumne hotel me khane ka
intezaam kaise kiya....??
1st frnd : Mobile Bech ke.. Teri khushi se
badhkar thodi kuch hai..
2nd frnd: Saale, Mujhe pata tha, tu
aisa hi karega.. Maine tera becha hua mobile
dukan se le liya tha...
Le teri gift.!!
"Zindagi me dost nahi, Dosto me zindagi
hai.. :D
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