Great joke! LOL!

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    by » 6 years ago


    Here's a good one a friend posted on FB! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Wife goes to visit her parents and send her husband the following romantic message/.... :woohoo:

    "Meri mohabbat ko apne dil me dhund lena,
    Aur haan! Aaatte ko achhi tarah goondh lena...!!
    .
    .
    Mil jaaye agar pyar to khona nahi,
    Pyaaz kaat te waqt bilkul rona nahi...!!
    .
    .
    Mujhse rooth jaane ka bahana achha hai,
    Thodi der aur pakaao Aaloo kaccha hai..!
    .
    Mil ke fir khushiyo ko baatna hai,
    Tamatar zara bareek hi kaatna hai...!!
    .
    Log hamari mohabbat se jal na jaaye,
    Chaawal time pe dekh lena kahi Gal na jaye...!!
    .
    .
    Kaisi lagi ghazal bata dena,
    Namak kam lage to aur mila lena...!!


    LOL , :laugh: that's a really good one ! Whoever wrote this has a brilliant sense of humor :cheer:

    Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!


  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    great joke, really hilarious and wonderful. :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

    http://mohanmekap.com/


  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    This joke is reality. India- Pakistan quarrel has become a international level joke. There is not end to this.

  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    This joke is reality. India- Pakistan quarrel has become a international level joke. There is not end to this.

    Hey Devyani, which India Pakistan joke are you talking about ? Did I miss something ?

    Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!


  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    A great joke on management! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Sorry guys I know it is in Hindi but cannot help sharing it!

    एक बैँक लूट के दौरान लुटेरों के मुखिया ने
    बैँक मेँ मौजूद लोगों को चेतावनी देते हुए कहा :-

    ये पैसा देश का है और जान आपकी अपनी
    सब लोग लेट जाओ तूरंत , Quick

    सब लोग लेट गये ! इसे कहते हैँ - Mind Changing Concept

    एक महिला उत्तेजक मुद्रा मेँ लेटी थी
    लुटेरों के मुखिया ने उससे कहा :- ये लूट है रेप नहीँ तमीज से लेटो ....

    इसे कहते हैँ - Focusing

    लुटेरों का एक साथी जो कि MBA किये हुआ था
    उसने कहा कि पैसे गिन लेँ ?

    मुखिया ने कहा बेवकूफ वो टीवी पर देखना न्यूज में ,

    इसे कहते हैँ - Experience

    लुटेरे 20 लाख लेकर भाग गए.

    असिस्टेंट मैनेजर ने कहा :- F.I .R Kare ?

    मैनेजर ने कहा :- 10 लाख निकाल लो और जो हमने 50 लाख का गबन
    किया वो भी लूट में जोड़ लो ....

    काश हर महीने डकैती हो

    इसे कहते हैँ - Opportunity

    टीवी पर न्यूज आई - Bank से 80 लाख लूटे .......

    लुटेरोँ ने कई बार गिने 20 लाख ही थे

    उनको समझ में आ गया कि इतनी जोखिम के बाद उनको 20 लाख ही मिले ,

    जबकि साले मैनेजर ने 60 लाख यूं ही बना लिए

    अब इसे कहते हैँ MANAGEMENT ....

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)


  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    This is very interesting. Poetic style joke is nice .

    Thank you said by: Kalyani Nandurkar

  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    Another hilarious one!!

    A priest dies and is waiting in line at the heaven's gates. Before him is a guy dressed fashionably and gaudily wearing dark sunglasses, a colourful shirt, leather jacket and jeans, talking loudly in a quite abusive language.

    God to the guy: Who are you?

    Guy: I am a taxi driver from N. Delhi.

    God: Take this gold robe and enter the kingdom of heaven.

    God turns to the priest next: Who are you:

    Priest: I am a priest and I spent 40 years preaching good things to people.

    God: Take this cotton robe and enter the kingdom of heaven.

    Priest: How come that foul-mouthed, uncouth driver gets a gold robe and I get a simple cotton one in spite of spending my entire life preaching good?

    God: Results, my son results! While you preached people slept, when he drove, people really and sincerely prayed. It is performance and not position that counts! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)


    Thank you said by: usha manohar, Devyani Sarkar

  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    :side:
    Another hilarious one!!

    A priest dies and is waiting in line at the heaven's gates. Before him is a guy dressed fashionably and gaudily wearing dark sunglasses, a colourful shirt, leather jacket and jeans, talking loudly in a quite abusive language.

    God to the guy: Who are you?

    Guy: I am a taxi driver from N. Delhi.

    God: Take this gold robe and enter the kingdom of heaven.

    God turns to the priest next: Who are you:

    Priest: I am a priest and I spent 40 years preaching good things to people.

    God: Take this cotton robe and enter the kingdom of heaven.

    Priest: How come that foul-mouthed, uncouth driver gets a gold robe and I get a simple cotton one in spite of spending my entire life preaching good?

    God: Results, my son results! While you preached people slept, when he drove, people really and sincerely prayed. It is performance and not position that counts! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


    LOL, thats a very sensible judgment by God ! :laugh:

    Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!


  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    A great joke on management! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Sorry guys I know it is in Hindi but cannot help sharing it!

    एक बैँक लूट के दौरान लुटेरों के मुखिया ने
    बैँक मेँ मौजूद लोगों को चेतावनी देते हुए कहा :-

    ये पैसा देश का है और जान आपकी अपनी
    सब लोग लेट जाओ तूरंत , Quick

    सब लोग लेट गये ! इसे कहते हैँ - Mind Changing Concept

    एक महिला उत्तेजक मुद्रा मेँ लेटी थी
    लुटेरों के मुखिया ने उससे कहा :- ये लूट है रेप नहीँ तमीज से लेटो ....

    इसे कहते हैँ - Focusing

    लुटेरों का एक साथी जो कि MBA किये हुआ था
    उसने कहा कि पैसे गिन लेँ ?

    मुखिया ने कहा बेवकूफ वो टीवी पर देखना न्यूज में ,

    इसे कहते हैँ - Experience

    लुटेरे 20 लाख लेकर भाग गए.

    असिस्टेंट मैनेजर ने कहा :- F.I .R Kare ?

    मैनेजर ने कहा :- 10 लाख निकाल लो और जो हमने 50 लाख का गबन
    किया वो भी लूट में जोड़ लो ....

    काश हर महीने डकैती हो

    इसे कहते हैँ - Opportunity

    टीवी पर न्यूज आई - Bank से 80 लाख लूटे .......

    लुटेरोँ ने कई बार गिने 20 लाख ही थे

    उनको समझ में आ गया कि इतनी जोखिम के बाद उनको 20 लाख ही मिले ,

    जबकि साले मैनेजर ने 60 लाख यूं ही बना लिए

    अब इसे कहते हैँ MANAGEMENT ....
    two jokes on MBA and MANAGEMENT are outstanding, brilliant stuff.

    http://mohanmekap.com/


    Thank you said by: Gulshan Kumar Ajmani

  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    Sardarji's koke is really good one.

    HaHaHa HiHiHi

    Really nice one.

    Be positive

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