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Dwarakanathan wrote:
In this way, people are spoiling the language.

I was somehow very sure you must be from Tamil Nadu. I checked and you are from Chennai. It is a joke and not celebration of Hindi or sanskrit week. Be a sport and enjoy the joke.

I enjoyed the joke ya that why told like that.
Thank you said by: vijay
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.
Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.

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Thank you said by: Mousumi Ghosh
Teacher : What's your date of Birth?
Pupil : 20th July.
Teacher : Which year?
Pupil : Every year.
Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think…??

Do you know…??

Intel inside
mental outside…


Another one:
You are standing in front of fridge…

What fridge will think…

Do you know…??

Cool inside
fool outside

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Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think…??

Do you know…??

Intel inside
mental outside…


Another one:
You are standing in front of fridge…

What fridge will think…

Do you know…??

Cool inside
fool outside[/quote

One more:

Think you are standing outside race course…

What race course will think…

Do you know…??

Ghoda inside
Gadha outside…

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Teacher: what you should do to become an outstanding student?
Pupil: I'll stand outside the class room.
Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....
until you fall in love :laugh:

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In a Shop where Brains are sold.
Customer: why that Brain is the costliest of all the Brains here?
Salesman : that's a politician Brain Sir. Brand new. Never used. That's why it's the costliest Brain.
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