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    A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
    B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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    A man is talking to God.

    The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
    God: "To me, it's about a minute."
    The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
    God: "To me it's a penny."
    The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
    God: "Wait a minute."

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    A man is talking to God.

    The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
    God: "To me, it's about a minute."
    The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
    God: "To me it's a penny."
    The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
    God: "Wait a minute."


    You are not alowed to post one after the other in a row, have to wait for others to post..

    Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!

    Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
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    Lawyer: did you know the victim ?
    Accused: .............
    Lawyer: Say "Yes" or "No."
    Accused: Yes or No.
    Lawyer: Oh no, I asked you if you know the victim.
    Accused: Yes or No.
    .................
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    Teacher: What do you call a student who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    Student: A teacher!
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    I love writing and sharing ideas

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    Sunita : you are lucky, your hubby helps in your domestic chores.
    Suseela : yes. He read somewhere, if a wife is not too tired, she makes a better partner in Bed.
    Suits : did it work ?
    Suseela : no, it didn't. He's too tired.
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    Exams are like girlfriends
    ..............Difficult to understand
    ...............too many questions
    ................more explanations are needed
    And results are most of the time failure.     :dry:
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    I love writing and sharing ideas

    Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
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    Why doctor is in angry mood?

    In Operation room somebody written the word soul for land, life for doctor.
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    Too good. Here's one from my end..

    "Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

    "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??"

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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