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    A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
    He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
    The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."

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    A: Just look at the young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

    B: It's a girl. She is my daughter.

    A: Oh, I'm sorry sir. I didn't know you were her father.

    B: I'm not. I'm her mother

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    Thank you said by: Mousumi Ghosh
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    A good collection Mousumi.
    Return back is another word. Return itself is enough. Then why "Back?'
    More Better is another word..


    Another word is revert back..revert itself is return back!

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work. :silly:

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    A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
    He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
    The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."


    good one.............. :woohoo: :lol:

    I love writing and sharing ideas

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    Sharing this sms joke that I got as a forward.

    Parineeti – hey Alia, do you know any product of Microsoft
    Alia – MS Dhoni!!!! :P :ohmy:

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    Sharing this sms joke that I got as a forward.

    Parineeti – hey Alia, do you know any product of Microsoft
    Alia – MS Dhoni!!!! :P :ohmy:


    :huh: :silly: :woohoo: :laugh: good one

    I love writing and sharing ideas

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    Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
    A: B. (bee)

    Q: What letter is a part of the head?
    A: I. (eye)

    Q: What letter is a drink?
    A: T. (tea)

    Q: What letter is a body of water?
    A: C. (sea)

    Q: What letter is a vegetable?
    A: P. (pea)

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    In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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    Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
    Maria: This is it.
    Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
    Class: Maria did. :P :P

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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