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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver :ohmy: :laugh:

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Since when you are working here?
Ever since my Boss warned me that I would be kicked out if I don't work.
Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"

Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"... :woohoo: :woohoo:

“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

Teacher: who wrote Ramayana?
Student : No teacher, I did not write.
In the meantime, student's father comes. Turning to him, the teacher complains to the parent.
Teacher: see, your son says, he has not written Ramayana.
Parent: No No... He's bluffing. He must have written Ramayana. I always see him writing something .
Teacher: who wrote Ramayana?
Student : No teacher, I did not write.
In the meantime, student's father comes. Turning to him, the teacher complains to the parent.
Teacher: see, your son says, he has not written Ramayana.
Parent: No No... He's bluffing. He must have written Ramayana. I always see him writing something .



:laugh: :laugh: good one!

“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

Guide of a Tourist bus : This is the place where Kalinga war took place
Tourist : When it happened ?
Guide : 1215.
Tourist : Oh no. we missed it by 10 minutes, seeing his watch showing 12.25
Thank you said by: Mousumi Ghosh
Here goes one more...

Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update my FB status as DIED ..!! :blink: :lol:

“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

Thank you said by: Gulshan Kumar Ajmani
Doctor: open your mouth.
Politician : sorry. I cannot. I need permission from the high command.
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

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Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator?

A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!

“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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