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    A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
    HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
    AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
    SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
    HE WAS NOT MY FRND..

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    First traveller : Wonderful, The Train is on right time today.

    Second Traveller : It was yesterday's time.
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    First traveller : Wonderful, The Train is on right time today.

    Second Traveller : It was yesterday's Train..
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    SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
    FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
    SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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    What's the purpose of Railway timetables, when no train comes in time?
    To know how late the train runs.
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    Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
    Banta-Recording this babys voice.
    Santa-Why?
    Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

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    After recovering from scarlet fever, now I'm in the pink of health.
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    1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
    SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
    Librarian-
    Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
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    Father: (asking his kid, showing parts of face, first head). What is this?
    Kid: Head
    Father: (showing the forehead) What is this?
    Kid: (a lil confused, still replied) Head
    Father: No dear, this is called forehead,
    Kid: NO papa, this is just one head.
    Father: Oh not "Four"head, it is "Fore"head, because it is front part on the front side.
    Kid: (smiled as if this was a good learning)
    Father: (showing nose) What is this?
    Kid: Forenose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Father: (no more question and is still think if he taught something or himself learnt something) :S :S :S
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    Father: (asking his kid, showing parts of face, first head). What is this?
    Kid: Head
    Father: (showing the forehead) What is this?
    Kid: (a lil confused, still replied) Head
    Father: No dear, this is called forehead,
    Kid: NO papa, this is just one head.
    Father: Oh not "Four"head, it is "Fore"head, because it is front part on the front side.
    Kid: (smiled as if this was a good learning)
    Father: (showing nose) What is this?
    Kid: Forenose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Father: (no more question and is still think if he taught something or himself learnt something) :S :S :S


    Very Funny.......One from My side.......

    Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
    Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo
    Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,
    Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo
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