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in Humor & Jokes 12 years ago
Wife says to husband: "I had a dream yesterday night that you gifted me with a diamond ring. Now, what does that mean"?

Husband says: "Am not sure, dear, Will let your know tonight"
Wife waits eagerly for her husband to return. The husband comes and gives her a pocket book- "The Meaning of dreams"!
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What type of books do you trawl for?

In a store or on the internet, I end up looking up cookery books more than any thing else followed by books on gardening. What do you look for?
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