A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, and who's lucky number is 5, receives a phonecall from a friend. The friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.55 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.
Kumaresh wrote:
[quote]You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..![/quote]
Kumaresh!
I do not think this is a joke!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
Mean- Let me translate the joke- There was a paper handkerchief with the dish. Sonu was going to eat this. His friend advised him not to eat because this was tasteless.
G. K. Ajmani Tax consultant http://gkajmani-mystraythoughts.blogspot.com/
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