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    A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, and who's lucky number is 5, receives a phonecall from a friend. The friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.55 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.

    Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.
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    Nobody teaches
    Volcanoes to erupt,
    Tsunamis to devastate,
    Hurricanes to sway around
    &
    no one teaches
    How to choose a Wife,

    NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

    http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com
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    Kumaresh wrote:
    [quote]You know why women starts with ‘W’…
    because all questions start with “W”.. !
    Who ?
    Why ?
    What ?
    When ?
    Which ?
    Whom ?
    Where ?
    &
    Finally Wife..!    [/quote]

    Kumaresh!

    I do not think this is a joke!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:


    Just kidding dude!!! :P :P :P
    Thanks 'n' Regards,
    Deepti.
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    All the main problems of women start with "MEN"
    ;)

    1. Men-tal Anxiety.
    2. Men-opause.
    3. Men-tal Breakdown.
    4. Men-strual phase.

    Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?
    :laugh: :laugh: :P :P
    Thanks 'n' Regards,
    Deepti.
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    Mean- Let me translate the joke- There was a paper handkerchief with the dish. Sonu was going to eat this. His friend advised him not to eat because this was tasteless.

    G. K. Ajmani Tax consultant
    http://gkajmani-mystraythoughts.blogspot.com/

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    Thanks Gulshan -- Now I understood the joke :)
    Thanks 'n' Regards,
    Deepti.
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    Nice kind of poetry by both Deepthi and Kumaresh.. :) the word menial also starts with men :)

    A class teacher writes on the blackboard 2+4=3 and asks,
    Now students "does this make any sense"?

    One boy gets up and playfully replies "Yes madam, it makes nonsense."
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    Deepti- Kumaresh wrote Not really a joke as stated but but still witty.

    G. K. Ajmani Tax consultant
    http://gkajmani-mystraythoughts.blogspot.com/

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Thats really non-sense.... Teacher have already made a mistake in addition!!! ;)
    Thanks 'n' Regards,
    Deepti.
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    Thanks Sridevi... here is another one..

    Difference between Friend & Wife

    You can Tell your Friend
    "You are my Best Friend"
    But

    Do you have courage to tell your Wife
    "You are my Best Wife?"
    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

    http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com
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