Funny jokes

Re: Funny jokes

by Shalu Joseph » 12 years ago

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A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, and who's lucky number is 5, receives a phonecall from a friend. The friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.55 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.

Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.

Re: Funny jokes

by Kumaresh Gupta » 12 years ago

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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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Re: Funny jokes

by Deepti » 12 years ago

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Kumaresh wrote:
[quote]You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..![/quote]

Kumaresh!

I do not think this is a joke!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:


Just kidding dude!!! :P :P :P

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Re: Funny jokes

by Deepti » 12 years ago

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All the main problems of women start with "MEN"
;)

1. Men-tal Anxiety.
2. Men-opause.
3. Men-tal Breakdown.
4. Men-strual phase.

Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?
:laugh: :laugh: :P :P

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Re: Funny jokes

by Gulshan Kumar Ajmani » 12 years ago

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Mean- Let me translate the joke- There was a paper handkerchief with the dish. Sonu was going to eat this. His friend advised him not to eat because this was tasteless.

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Re: Funny jokes

by Deepti » 12 years ago

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Thanks Gulshan -- Now I understood the joke :)

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Re: Funny jokes

by Sridevi » 12 years ago

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Nice kind of poetry by both Deepthi and Kumaresh.. :) the word menial also starts with men :)

A class teacher writes on the blackboard 2+4=3 and asks,
Now students "does this make any sense"?

One boy gets up and playfully replies "Yes madam, it makes nonsense."

Re: Funny jokes

by Gulshan Kumar Ajmani » 12 years ago

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Deepti- Kumaresh wrote Not really a joke as stated but but still witty.

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Re: Funny jokes

by Deepti » 12 years ago

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thats really non-sense.... Teacher have already made a mistake in addition!!! ;)

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Deepti.

Re: Funny jokes

by Kumaresh Gupta » 12 years ago

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Thanks Sridevi... here is another one..

Difference between Friend & Wife

You can Tell your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"
But

Do you have courage to tell your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"

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