Funny jokes

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 12 years ago


    HaHa HA nice one keep posting this nice way to release stress.

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 12 years ago


    Wife:What is 10 years with me?
    Husband:A second.

    Wife:What is $1000 for me?
    Husband:A coin.

    Wife: Ok give me a coin.
    Husband:Wait a second

    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 12 years ago


    Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
    Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
    If liver fails, kidney fails.
    If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 12 years ago


    An overwieight girl joins a gym and starts to walk on the treadmil.

    After a week her freind asked her "What is the effect?"
    "The treadmill broke and I have to pay 1000/- for the gym"!

  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 12 years ago


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Very good one Sridevi... Keep it up.. :)

    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 12 years ago


    Thanks Kumaresh..

    Teacher: "When is a rainbow created"?
    Student: "When the rain bows before me"!

  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 12 years ago


    Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
    So i bought 3 movie tickets.

    Wife: Why three?

    Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 12 years ago


    simple and good joke thanks. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 12 years ago


    Another interesting one-

    A HR recruiter , after death meets Yama who tells:
    You will first spend one day each in Hell and heaven and then come back to Hell for which the recruiter agrees..

    He sees the beauty of Heaven and ,to his surprise ,the hell is also beautiful

    The next day, Yama sends him to hell where the recruiter sees all pain and suffering.
    "What is this? Yesterday it was beautiful" he asks Yama.
    "Yesterday, we were recruiting, Today u are our staff."!

  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 12 years ago


    Very nice one.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

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