Funny jokes

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by Kumaresh Gupta » 12 years ago

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
Answer – One Woman Brings you into this world crying…
&
the other ensures you Continue to do so.

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Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

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by Aastha » 12 years ago

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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

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Aastha Gupta

Re: Funny jokes

by sajeetharan » 12 years ago

sajeetharan

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Boy:- I Love You..

Girl:- Saale shakl dekhi hai apni..

Boy:- Saali, Kutti, kamini,

lomadi ki sshakl wali,

ghunsa maar k naak tod dunga teri..

saali chuaidel dafa ho ja..

Girl :- Sorry, I love u too..

Re: Funny jokes

by sajeetharan » 12 years ago

sajeetharan

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Youths are nowadays getting worse..

I was in a temple whn a guy next to me lit a cigaratte from aarthi..

I was shocked n almost dropped my beer bottle..

Re: Funny jokes

by sajeetharan » 12 years ago

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Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove??







Just Sit on the stove and see, you will know why it jumps..

Re: Funny jokes

by sajeetharan » 12 years ago

sajeetharan

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Man: whatz the fee for getting divorce?

Lawer" Rs 50,000..

Man: But you took only rs 500 for getting us married?

Lawyer: Freedom is more expensive

Re: Funny jokes

by Deepti » 12 years ago

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:) thats really funny.....

I donot want to jump like pop corn :laugh:
:) :lol:

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Thanks 'n' Regards,
Deepti.

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by Kalyani Nandurkar » 12 years ago

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ha ha ha ha............. :laugh:

These are really very good ones........ :)

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"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)

Re: Funny jokes

by Kumaresh Gupta » 12 years ago

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Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be great woman for you."
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

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Re: Funny jokes

by Sridevi » 12 years ago

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