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    What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
    Answer – One Woman Brings you into this world crying…
    &
    the other ensures you Continue to do so.
    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

    http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com
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    SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
    SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
    Aastha Gupta
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    Boy:- I Love You..

    Girl:- Saale shakl dekhi hai apni..

    Boy:- Saali, Kutti, kamini,

    lomadi ki sshakl wali,

    ghunsa maar k naak tod dunga teri..

    saali chuaidel dafa ho ja..

    Girl :- Sorry, I love u too..
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    Youths are nowadays getting worse..

    I was in a temple whn a guy next to me lit a cigaratte from aarthi..

    I was shocked n almost dropped my beer bottle..
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    Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove??







    Just Sit on the stove and see, you will know why it jumps..
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    Man: whatz the fee for getting divorce?

    Lawer" Rs 50,000..

    Man: But you took only rs 500 for getting us married?

    Lawyer: Freedom is more expensive
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    :) thats really funny.....

    I donot want to jump like pop corn :laugh:
    :) :lol:
    Thanks 'n' Regards,
    Deepti.
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    ha ha ha ha............. :laugh:

    These are really very good ones........ :)

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)

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    Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

    Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be great woman for you."
    Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"

    Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

    http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com
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    Application and reply for a salary raise-

    DeaRS

    Like every otheRS, I need some ReSsurance in life. You know how much I have worked for yourRS oRganiSation and so I expect you to give me better offeRS.

    Norwick

    Dear NOrwick,

    Hope you are doing well. you very well kNOw that our company is NOt in the best position. I am trying to use all my kNOw-how to recover it. I canNOt say anything more than this as you are more kNOwledgable.
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