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  • Re: Funny jokes

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    Kumaresh Gupta
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  • Re: Funny jokes

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    Rakesh
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    Very good jokes here. Thanks for sharing jokes here.


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  • Re: Funny jokes

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    The girl asked to the boy, “Are you sure you love me and no one else?”

    The boy replied, “Dead sure, I have checked the whole list again yesterday.”

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  • Re: Funny jokes

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    Kalyani Nandurkar
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    Ha ha ha Aastha, that's a nice one!! :laugh: :laugh:

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  • Re: Funny jokes

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    Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.

    He asks, "How’s the situation?"

    He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

    They said, "It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!".


    :laugh: :laugh:

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  • Re: Funny jokes

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    Abid Areacode
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    My God!!! :silly: :silly: :silly:
    What a fun is this Kumaresh??? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • Re: Funny jokes

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    Conversation between two women

    1st : My doctor advised me to take rest and especially i should not cook at all.

    2nd : What happened to you? Do you have any health problem?

    1st : No. Iam completely allright. But my husband is suffering from severe stomach pain.
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  • Re: Funny jokes

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    Kumaresh Gupta
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    VEry nice one Meean....

    You are making us laugh by your jokes...

    Thanks a lot....

    Keep it up..

    @Abid

    Thanks !! :laugh: :laugh:

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  • Re: Funny jokes

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    A public meeting was going on and a person dressed in such a way that it is not possible to guess whether it is a guy or girl.Let's call this unknown personality as X.

    On seeing this, an old man asked the young man standing next to him "Can you tell me whether that person is male or female"?

    On hearing this, the person sitting next to X told the old man "She is my daughter". Old man replied "Sorry Sir. I didn't expect that you can be the father of this girl". A reply came back immediately like "No Sir.Iam mother of this girl".

    The old man fainted.


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  • Re: Funny jokes

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    Kumaresh Gupta
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    I laughed because I understood.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    nice one...

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