That was a good one kalyani, here is one more

There was a young girl who came to know that she is pregnant,scared,she told to her mother.

Her mother shouted and asked who is the pig who did this to you.

The girl did a call and half an hour later a ferrari came infront of der house a young lad with streaks got down.

Everyone were sitting in the living room.The young lad spoke to her father that i am the one who did this, But due to family problems i cant marry ur daughter but I take ful resposibilty on this.

If a boy is born i wil give $1000000 and my two estates.

If a girl is born i wil give $75000 and ny two factories.

If twins dat has to be shared by both.

If any miscarriage or birth of a child didnt take place suggest me what shud i do??

Til nw the father sitting silent placed the arm on his shoulder and said

"U can Try again"

He he !!! That was really funny! :laugh:

Very funny jokes!! :laugh: :laugh:

Nice entertainment !! :woohoo: :woohoo:

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel.

They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began to question him.
Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked

"Why do you English officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"


In his bland English way, the officer told general that the reason English officers wear red coats is that, if they are shot, the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why, from that day to this, all PAKISTANI ARMY OFFICERS wear brown pants.

In 1980 Bhaisaab engnier sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
-Wo dekho jo sbse bada ghar hai

In 2010 Excuse me,engnier ka ghar konsa hai?
-Abe kisi B ghar me Ghus Ja,Sb me enginer hi hai...

Ek girl shadi ke liye ladka dhekhne jaati hai.
Ladke ke ghar mein entry se pehle prayer karti hai...

"Rabaa ya te sass changi hove..Ya ohdi photo tangi hove

One man cried when he had no shoes...
But he stopped crying when he saw a man without legs....
Life is full of blessings, Sum time we Don't understand.

Try This Game ?

very Interesting Take your mobile. select vibration mode & put in water And call from land line on your mobile it will start Swimming ................

Go try it is really interesting

Easiest way to transfer file from one PC to other
Steps:

1- Take mouse pointer to the file. Right click. Select Cut
2- Slowly remove the mouse from the pc
3- connect the mouse to other pc and paste.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with... :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

The other is used to carry groceries.