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    Wife:-I will die.
    Husband:- I will also die.

    Wife:-why will you die?
    Husband:- Because I can't bear that much happiness :P :P
    :laugh: :laugh:
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    Answer this funny riddle:

    Which are the birds mainly found in Portugal??

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)

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    @Deepti:

    He He funny.. very nice jokes..,

    Funny but true :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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    :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    Really Funny jokes...
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    SPOUSAL TAUNTING

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    WIFE:
    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

    HUSBAND:
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in the dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

    WIFE:
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far.

    HUSBAND:
    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?

    WIFE:
    Roses are red; Violets are blue
    Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
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    Good jokes Amit!! But what about my question???

    Which are the birds mainly found in Portugal?? Hey guys answer this first!!! :woohoo: :woohoo:

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)

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    Girl:-If we get married stop smoking...
    Boy:-Ok!
    Girl:-Drinking too..
    Boy:-Ok!!
    Girl:-And going to the night club too...
    Boy:-Yes...
    Girl:-What else can you leave?
    Boy:-The idea of marrying you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    A good friend will
    always be in "Memory"

    A better friend will
    always be in "Dreams"
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    HI Kalyani..Is it Portuguese birds!
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    Yes Sridevi, you got it!! It is Portu-Geese! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)

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