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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 11 years ago


    Kumaresh Gupta
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    In a practical Exam, Examiner showed legs of bird and said: "Tell the bird’s name"

    Santa:"I dont know"

    Exminer: "You are failed.Whats your name?"

    Santa: "You see my legs, and tell me."

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 11 years ago


    Meean
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    Wife vs Husband

    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
    neither of them wanted to concede their position.
    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
    the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
    "Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws" :laugh:

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 11 years ago


    Sridevi
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    That was a Grt tit for tat!

    Another one:

    A Wife and husband start communicating only by signs. They are not speaking to each other since 3 days.

    One day husband writes on paper " Please wake me up at 5 in the morning tomorrow..I have some work.." and gives it to his wife.

    The next morning by the time husband wakes up, it is 7 in the morning and besides him is the paper "Wake up, it is 5 in the morning."!

  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 11 years ago


    Kumaresh Gupta
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    "Interesting Confusions"


    1. Can u cry under water?

    2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

    3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

    4. What do u call a male lady bird?

    5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?

    6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

    7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?

    8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

    9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle?


    :) :) :laugh:

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 11 years ago


    Kumaresh Gupta
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    World’s smallest resignation letter?

    Respected sir,

    I love Ur wife.

    Thank you


    :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 11 years ago


    Meean
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    Person 1 : My wife slipped from the train

    Person 2 : Have you pulled the chain?

    Person 1 : Yes. I pulled the chain.But i could get only 5 savaran of gold out of 20 savaran. :laugh:

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  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 11 years ago


    sajeetharan
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    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
    decides to take a nap.
    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
    out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along
    comes a Game Warden in his boat.
    He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What
    are
    you doing?”

    “Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

    “You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.

    “I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing.
    I’m reading.”

    “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
    at
    any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

    “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the
    woman.

    “But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
    “That’s true, but you have all the equipments. For all I know you could
    start at any moment.”

    “Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 11 years ago


    Jayen
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That was really fun stuff thank all of you who contributed here. I had a good laugh. :)

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  • Re: Funny jokes

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    Sridevi
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    Son: "Dad, I am sure YOU can you write in the dark, cant you"?
    Father: "Yes, I can, to some extent"
    Son: Ok.. "then can you put your signature here to test? This is my report card!".

  • Re: Funny jokes

    by » 11 years ago


    Kumaresh Gupta
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    Very funny jokes are being shared here by the members!!!!
    Keep it up friends!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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