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In a practical Exam, Examiner showed legs of bird and said: "Tell the bird’s name"

Santa:"I dont know"

Exminer: "You are failed.Whats your name?"

Santa: "You see my legs, and tell me."

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Wife vs Husband

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws" :laugh:

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That was a Grt tit for tat!

Another one:

A Wife and husband start communicating only by signs. They are not speaking to each other since 3 days.

One day husband writes on paper " Please wake me up at 5 in the morning tomorrow..I have some work.." and gives it to his wife.

The next morning by the time husband wakes up, it is 7 in the morning and besides him is the paper "Wake up, it is 5 in the morning."!

"Interesting Confusions"


1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle?


:) :) :laugh:

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World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you


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Person 1 : My wife slipped from the train

Person 2 : Have you pulled the chain?

Person 1 : Yes. I pulled the chain.But i could get only 5 savaran of gold out of 20 savaran. :laugh:

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along
comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What
are
you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing.
I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at
any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the
woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipments. For all I know you could
start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That was really fun stuff thank all of you who contributed here. I had a good laugh. :)

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Son: "Dad, I am sure YOU can you write in the dark, cant you"?
Father: "Yes, I can, to some extent"
Son: Ok.. "then can you put your signature here to test? This is my report card!".
Very funny jokes are being shared here by the members!!!!
Keep it up friends!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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