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    A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.


    How? The other beggar asked.

    First begger: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.

    I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-, and enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
    The Taj manager called the police man, and handed me over to him.

    I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
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    well that really a good thread..reading daily can really brighten your day.. :)
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    Once a cute lady came to Bernard Shaw and said:"If you marry me we will have a child with your intellectual abilities and my beauty.Think how it will be"

    Bernard Shaw replied calmly: If the child is with my beauty and your intellectual abilities think how it will be ?
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    :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: Good one Abid, George Bernard Shaw was famous for this kind of humor.

    But Churchill got the better of him once, it happened like thi:
    Once Shaw sent an invitation to Winston Churchill:
    Opening night of my drama. Come with a friend if you have one.

    To which Churchill replied, "cannot come first night, will come on second night, if you have one." :) :laugh: :)

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)

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    sardar was attending an interview..........

    boss: where were you born?


    sardar: in Tiruvanantapuram


    boss: tell me spelling

    sardar: i was joking, i was born in GOA.......

    :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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    Kalyani...

    It is a very good joke and think it had happened in real life
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    Neetu,

    Sardar is really a jolly one.But Thiruvananthapuram is my state's capital city
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    Sridevi thats a good idea. maybe many husbands can try this book as a gift :P
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