A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First begger: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-, and enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the police man, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
Once a cute lady came to Bernard Shaw and said:"If you marry me we will have a child with your intellectual abilities and my beauty.Think how it will be"
Bernard Shaw replied calmly: If the child is with my beauty and your intellectual abilities think how it will be ?
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: Good one Abid, George Bernard Shaw was famous for this kind of humor.
But Churchill got the better of him once, it happened like thi:
Once Shaw sent an invitation to Winston Churchill:
Opening night of my drama. Come with a friend if you have one.
To which Churchill replied, "cannot come first night, will come on second night, if you have one." :) :laugh: :)
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." - W. C. Fields :)
