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Humour and thoughtful quotes
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Some humourous quotes:

"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!"

"I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash."

"When small we used to cry, even if we don't have tensions. Growing up, we learnt to laugh even if we have tensions"

Another popular one
"Who said nothing is impossible? I have been doing nothing for years now."

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    Good quotes SriDevi... Keep it up.

    Thanks for writing here.

    Can you explain the first quote ???
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    It supposedly says that the wife is always right, which is true! And husband tries to make her happy always (by agreeing to her.)

    Another funny one is:
    "A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife"
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    Good ones. I liked the second and last one. I would like to share one here.

    One boy falls near a donkey. A beautiful girl sees this and says " Are you trying to get blessings from your Bhayya? ( Brother )"
    Boy says "Yes. Bhabi". :)
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    Great ones ,Sridevi! Keep it up.Hope to see more of them!
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    "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

    http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com
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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
    by Albert Einstein
    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

    http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com
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    Good Quotes Friends...

    Keep it up!!!!

    :) :) :)
    Thanks 'n' Regards,
    Deepti.
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    Good quotes Sridevi!!! :laugh:

    There's a good one by George Bernard Shaw "I was an intelligent man until education ruined me!" :laugh:

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)

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    "A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."

    :) :)
    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

    http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com
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    Kumaresh at his very humorous best!!! Keep it up, buddy!
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