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Ant and elephant again...
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You all have many a times heard of jokes related to an ant and an elephant..

I am going to present another one..

One day, Elephant came to the ant, get down on his knees,
desperately asked the ant..
Will you marry me..??

The ant was annoyed and told him...
How many times I have to tell ,please forgive me..

My family donot allow "INTERSIZE Marriages" :silly: :lol:
Aastha Gupta
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    Ya.. good.. intersize is a little innovative

    And then there are a red ant and white ant in a circle:
    The white ant asks red ant "Why r u red?" to which it says I drink humun blood"
    Then the red ant asks the same question to white ant. The white ant says " I use FAIR AND LOVELY"
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    That is so hilarious... :woohoo:

    Ant and elephant jokes are really popular...
    Aastha Gupta
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    It is very funny aastha and sridevi ... :laugh: :silly:

    Thanks for sharing ..do share more.
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    Really funny joke,, :lol:

    "Once the ant and the elephant were playing hide n seek game It was elephant's turn to catch the ant but the ant was caught .she was hiding in the temple Then the ant asked how he came to know that she was hiding in the temple ,then he replied that he saw her sandals lying outside"
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    nice joke shashu
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    One day Ant say something in the elephant ear and elephant get fainted...

    guess what she said
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    I M GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOU CHILD...I M PERGNANT WITH UR CHILD.
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    Nice good joke
    please share more jokes on ant and elephant, i like them

    http://beautytipsforflawlessskin.blogspot.com/

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    These jokes are not at all humorous,until we had'nt heard these jokes before.

    Want to make each day Accountable

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    this type of joke are like it . i have heared sometimes and like all my friend intereating
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    An ant will be walking fast,
    Monkey sees and ask her where she is going so fast
    Ant replies....Elephant is in the hospital
    am going to donate blood for the elephant

    http://beautytipsforflawlessskin.blogspot.com/

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