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by Amit Warkari in Humor & Jokes

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14 years ago

#9578

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning.
There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones to pass time.
He started throwing the stone into the sea.

While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond and all the stones he threw were diamonds as well.

He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea...

Moral of the story: ?????
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Dont get up early in the morning.... :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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Amit Warkari

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14 years ago

#9675

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless woman told me.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman.
"I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."

The homeless woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."

If you want me to keep posting these jokes.. I expect some replies.

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Jobin

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14 years ago

#9734

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Amit Warkari

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14 years ago

#11165

Math's Teacher: If you hav e 12 choclates and you

Give 5 to Priya,
3 to Anita and
4 to Kavitha
Then what will u get????

Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

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fazelath Imraan

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13 years ago

#113474

Enjoyed reading good ones, nice good jokes

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deepu

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13 years ago

#147418

This is really very good and the nice one i enjot this one .

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